Alli Roberts

awww who?!

wholeheartedly agree…except if the garlic is staying raw and going in a vinaigrette, then i start w/ what’s called for & if I add more, it’s only a clove at a time

you *can* add too much garlic to a salad dressing

omg! that’s a lot!

did gas prices already go up?

Dillards buyers have not fallen off or succumbed to focusing on influencer commission links. their in house brands are great. it’s the ONLY place to consistently get classic sweet baby clothing gifts that doesn’t have luxury brand label slop all over it. better customer service too

never thought i’d see the day Nordstrom, Bloomies, Bergdorf’s (RIP) & Saks (RIP) would fall behind *Dillards*
if i were investing in a dept store, that’s where i’d put my $$$ right now

as a loyal Nordstrom girl for yeeeeeeeeeears, it pains me to say i think i have to make the official switch to Dillards

*must feel

that must’ve been so scary! “uninteresting” feel almost blissful after that kind of stress

oh your poor son! that kind of toxic exposure at such a young age sounds so dangerous! i bet we’d notice some interesting trends if the govt bothered tracking any of this stuff, but they’re incentivized to look the other way

how’s your son doing now?

nobody really cares about this issue afaik, but i am of the belief that one day we’ll look back (long after i’m dead probably) & be horrified at the way military dependents, especially children are mistreated by the govt

wouldn’t be as much of an injustice if we had healthcare for all, but alas

doesn’t sit right with me

children & dependents of military members are often exposed to the same cancer causing poisons as active duty troops when living on military bases (AFFF contaminated water to give just one example) & yet they have no medical recourse in adulthood when the cancer rears it’s ugly head

Flonase helps! it’s on sale at Costco right now! (i haven’t taken it long term, just a few months at a time during seasonal allergy flare ups)

oh hell yes 😍

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i think you’re overestimating how easily men get laid 😂

“innit” makes me die inside

Watched “Annie” (1982) with the kids and it was so weird to see the president singing optimistically about the government helping people, while serving tea to an orphan in a White House he was not tearing down

she deserves better, but unfortunately her lack of self-esteem has blinded her

feel those feelings even though it hurts like hell. hugs, friend.

Men are actually so much more mean to other men than woman are. Because men define rejection as mean when really it’s just women setting boundaries and protecting our peace. We’re actually pretty fucking nice considering how mean we could be.

that’s nuts! take a load off!

you’ll only like the new album if you’re pure in heart

a man with his eyes closed in a crowd ALT: a man with his eyes closed in a crowd

H Styles listening party and VIRGIN cocktails

we need a Wendy Williams for Woke 2

wasabi burn so good