Lazarus

Somebody has fucked your mother?

Lazzaro...

*It comes out as a sultry purr. He stalks around her like a cat, coming to stand at her other side. Another deep breath. She smells divine. He'll recognize her better next time.*

We spoke. Just once. On... line. You were seeking ghouls, sì? You remember...

< Accented heavily by his Italian heritage, highlighted by a snarl as though -- at times -- he's only an animal mimicking human speech. He takes in a deep breath, as though smelling her.*

It is... a fine morning... no...?

< are just slightly too long. Enough to be uncanny. His eyes, green -- almost completely lacking in pupil, except for where there's a tiny break in the way the iris has webbed over them. His mouth is a little too wide, his teeth a little too pointy.*

*His voice is an odd rasp as he talks. >

*Who should happen upon March on this crisp fall morning but Laz? Dressed in a black turtleneck and comfortable slacks, he sidles up next to her quietly.*

Ciao, bella...! It is March, sì? Sorella!

*People usually stay away from him. It's no wonder why. Standing at a long and lanky 6'2, his limbs >

Ah... the youthful energy... it is something I miss, as much as I do not miss it! Ahahahaha!

If you would like to speak to Kelwynne, you will speak to me first. He no longer has his phone.

Ah, new flesh?

Ah, but why not so easy?

You are beautiful, sorella! It could be so easy!

If I had one to offer you, sorella...

Ah.

Now I am understanding.

:} Ciao March! I am called Lazarus. A pleasure.

Why are you looking for ghouls?

[ fave bit i do with laz is

"are you a ghoul?"
"i'm italian"

never gets old. not for me. ]

Eh... so-so.

I am Italian.

Ghoul? I am accused often.

Ciao bella. ;}}}

Ah, poor ghoul!

THEY TURNED ME INTO A PRINTABLE CRAFT 😭

👁️

[ i am a being full of hate aHFJDJSOSNDISN GO AWAY WHY SO MANY BOTS

👁️

[ there's gotta be a good shelf at the thrift store just waiting for you man 🩵🤧

:} Ciao.

No, it is too much. I do not like it. The touring. Those days are not these days.

I will not go to Mexico.

FANCULO ONE TIME!

ONE TIME!

No. I do not negotiate.

If it blows up it blows up.

What? I talk like what?

:} Ah, I see. I see. That is all? It is. All.

:}}}}

You are beloved? Hm?

In Italian.

It is "beloved".

:} Swamp ghoul, it is "beloved"!

Tuesday is not Monday.