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It's just not fucking possible that the social media interns who post this aren't well aware that it just comes off as grim parody.

No, not especially.

This is awesome as hell.

Absolutely, although Musk's "aesthetic," if you want to call it that, is so hideous that I can't see the tours being too popular.

I may be biased, and I know this isn’t the point, but Scrooge McDuck is FAR from one-dimensional.

"Don't we, folks?" is definitely the one I have trouble avoiding.

If God's plan is "science=bad," none of us who aren't subsistence-level hunter gatherers are following it, including these fucks.

Dulcamara would like to assure you of the extreme effectiveness of this elixir.

I'd LOVE for someone to ask her to name a historical group--just one'll do!--whom it was right and proper to exterminate on account of Their Basic Savagery. Can't imagine any way THAT could go well for her.

Newsom sucks, but this is an insane thing to say.

Angilas is one of the few creatures that had a thorough hatred for warlike predators.

Lost Judgment owns. The "school stories" stuff makes up quite an ambitious narrative.

There are worse foundations.

Magats hate it!

Gotta say, all these additions here DO make it seem lilke a hell of a party.

The offramp is already here. It's our side. If they take it, fine; if not, that's on them. We can't be coddling sheepish ex[theoretically ex, anyway]-fascists.

Not gonna lie: I don't think it would make me into a gutter racist.

Good news: she hasn't actually written anything for you to not-buy.

I think part of the definition of a "golden age" is that it's over.

I mean, in fairness, I'm sure that all of Trump's staffers, named or otherwise, are ALSO extremely racist.

As for their victims...we are somewhat less concerned with their well-being.

Flashback to those ancient "[X] ate my balls" memes.

Little Ceasar's is head and shoulders better than Papa John's. Dominos, too. I don't know what Mellow Mushroom is.

So, like does his social media team just delight in trolling people? Is that what's going on here?

Have you heard the good news about King Ghidorah?

My favorite Crichton fact is that he died on election day in 2008. The American people spoke, and what they said was that they didn't want him to be alive anymore.

...and did they really need to devote an ENTIRE EPISODE to explaining why that is? That was a weird choice.

I watched Wonder Man and liked it, but MAN is that "superheroes aren't allowed to be actors" thing ever contrived as fuck.

I didn't like the remake at all. It eliminated the uncanny atmosphere of the original, and the fact that they were determined not to expand the overworld while still adding a bunch of new secrets made it feel overstuffed.

At this point, Republicans appear to believe that the OG nazis actually didn't go far enough, and are trying to one-up them.