Kevin Rowe

Always remember: if you make music you are basically a sorcerer. You are able to conjure emotions and form connections with people with only the manipulation of how the air vibrates. This is incredible power.

democrats are going to be dealing with anti-trans hate until they either

- nut the fuck up and defend these people from bigoted attacks

- concede to every republican attack on the issue, inevitably leading to the total eradication of trans people from all public life

literally the only 2 options

LEFT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has a tattoo in honor of a family member.

RIGHT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has facilitated and/or engaged in the sexual assault of over a thousand children.

Just saw two folks on adult size big wheel style tricycles rolling around lake nokomis. Officially jealous. Keep up the good work, South Minneapolis.

Social media needs those disclaimers that slot machines in Wisconsin bars have: for entertainment purposes only.

Venture capitalist playboy billionaire. I'm absolutely sure I could talk smart and lose other people's money all day.

The thing next to the watch is a flashlight. A smartphone has a flashlight, tells time, and can definitely access whatever bible verse you're gonna quote at someone who doesn't need your kind of help.

Skip the cargo shorts, keep the smartphone, exercise some self control.

The broader world seems like it's becoming aware of starving people in Gaza, which is great. But why is the mood shifting now? It's been months of reports on this.

Hello I'm a taxi driver in a film. You can just jump right in and start yelling "go go go" and I'll totally floor it squealing the tires and cutting off people. You don't even have to tell me where to go.

Do you want to talk to your father?

Half the Democratic senators are just grandma and grampa getting duped by the same Nigerian prince scam over and over

And thusly, a meme is born

A police officer arrests Chuck E Cheese while children watch in the background

A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud

www.tallahassee.com/story/news/l...

Speak No Evil - Wayne Shorter

*rob zombie voice* more humid than humid

i believe that at 18 every american should be entered into a draft, not for military service, but for one year of mandatory retail or restaurant work

it’s not enough to ram AI down my throat, i’m also meant to take it seriously! i’m not meant to say fuck you to people who use it to do my job! if i brought some idiot to YOUR job and said hey, check out my boy here, he does what you do cheaper and worse, i hope you’d tell me to go straight to hell!

Pretty sure someone's been eating only the rye chips out of the gardettos bag. Criminal behavior

Don't hold your breath, but it looks like the Democrats are actually doing politics right now

Absolutely. It's a short line between that and "true art is created by starving, desperate people" which is why people feel they don't have to pay/give a shit about artists

Ah yes the "music is corrupting us" trope and Bloodhound Gang references, is it 90s throwback day? Should I dig out my JNCOs?

Guy who tells bad jokes: "you can't even joke around in here anymore"

Just passed three old ladies in wheelchairs outside a retirement home smoking a huge bowl. Life goals right there

A New Way to Get Lit at Twin Cities Breweries - Racket At more and more local breweries, books and beer go hand in hand.

i have seen SO MANY book-related events at local breweries this year, so i chatted with some folks about why books and beers go together and what makes these fairs and fests work

When the dust settles on the Epstein files, I predict in hindsight it would have been better for President Trump:

1) To have released the files of his own accord rather than after being compelled to by Congress, to have better controlled the narrative.

2) Not to have raped all those children.

We need to tax the rich! They’ve rigged the system for too long. Repost if you agree.

And it's named after an Emily Dickinson poem, which seems more important to say on Bluesky because there's a bunch of nerds like me who appreciate that here

This platform is mainly my outlet for my little dumb thoughts, but in case you need some positive distractions:

I'm starting a new musical project called Clover and the Bee, based in the twin cities, and I'm real excited about it. Please check it out!

cloverandthebeemusic.com

Car: if you don't wear this seat belt you will die

Bus: the 2" of foam in front of you is probably fine?

This is funny but also speaks to the truth of the matter which is that Trump and DOJ believe if they keep appealing they'll find a judge who will do the homework for them, ultimately SCOTUS in many cases. It's worked out for them so far, so I get why they don't feel the need to be prepared