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Commissar Kodiak

@commissarkodiak.bsky.social

Age: 18 Born: 2007 Aro/Ace Part-time Abdl Full-time Sci-fi Author All-round Goober I'm really thirsty...and you look like you have a lot of water in you and by water, I mean blood, GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR BLOOD!! I DIDN'T TAKE ANY HYPE, GIVE ME YOUR LIVER!

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I got a small rock stuck in my inner ear when I was like, 9 years old or something, and only managed to dig it out at age 12 with a Lego Antenna piece and several Q-tips.

So yeah, Q-tips kinda ballin' πŸ‘

20.02.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1. Aside from Adam, who are some other grumpy characters you think deserve to be perma-padded? :3

2. How goes the funding for your new onesie?

17.02.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WAOW 😳

17.02.2026 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.02.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe something like Magnolia
(Maggie for short) for our submissive diaper girl and Patricia (Tracy or Trace) for her dommy gf?

15.02.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you thought up names for them yet? :D

15.02.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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How's this?

15.02.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, at least it's better than Gas Station pizza.

Marginally...

13.02.2026 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is this what the kids mean when they say someone is 'bricked up'?

03.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 Tokémon!🎢

Gotta Smoke 'em all...

02.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What about the morning not-so-grumps?

02.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i really do hate to do this, it's the last thing i want.

but I'm still about 150 short of being good for this month.

#babthoughts

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I'm gonna go with 6. I feel like Sophie and I can have a cool convo about our favorite games. :)

Ms. Reina tho...

01.02.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you think about it, a charcuterie board is just a grown up lunchable but with wine instead of a juice box.

31.01.2026 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair enough. 🫑

31.01.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel called out...

31.01.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We need more Goth-y prints like Rearz Rebels. Sure, we have plenty of cute designs, but I don't wanna be just cute all the time! >:[

I wanna be cute and goth-y at the same time, dang it!

31.01.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's a buff baby! πŸ₯°

29.01.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And why?

27.01.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you had to make a Pokemon team for Sunny and Rosie, which Pokemon do you think they would pick?

27.01.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Any chance I can interest you in a mildly alcoholic, memory manipulating, chronically anxious, sapphic, age-regressing girl failure?

Her name is Remus. :)

25.01.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hehe, boardwalk crow.

21.01.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was gonna be my second choice, in all honesty. πŸ˜…

20.01.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh! I haven't tried Little Kings yet, I'll take that one! ^w^

Now, my question for you is: what is one song (and/or artist) that never fails to get you motivated? A piece of musical content that never fails to get you hyped up enough to take on the day?

20.01.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, my question for you is: Do you have any danger snacks? Something you like to eat that you know full well that you'll be paying for later, but just can't help yourself when it's available?

20.01.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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