Toaster Catball (Cait) Indie Gamedev + Streamer

thank you very much skunkape games for pushing the patch that fixed the bug that causes me exclusively to get the worst cards and hardest opponents

i kinda wished you had pushed the patch a day earlier when i was streaming but it's appreciated

now stop giving the dangeresque shades to heavy please

Screenshot of Poker Night at the Inventory's victory screen. Tournaments Won: 1 Current Balance: -$60,000 Most Money Lost at Once: $23,900 Players Knocked Out: 8 Percentage of Flops seen: 72% Hands Won/Dealt: 6/20 (this game), 56/200 (all-time) Percent of Hands Won: 30% (this game), 28% (all-time) All Ins Won/Played: 3/3 (this game), 19/29 (all-time) Showdowns Won: 5 (this game), 30 (all-time) Your Poker Name: Bobo Woodcoin

At least I finally won a game for once!

Screenshot of Poker Night at the Inventory. The Player: Three of a Kind ($0) Strong Bad: Pair ($0) The Heavy: Two Pair ($3,500) Pot: $43,500 Popup message in the middle of the screen says: Maybe next time! Looks like someone else grabbed that item before you could. Don't worry, it'll come around again in a later game.

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

I busted out Strong Bad while he had his item in, but because he had a tiny 2k side pot with Heavy, the game gave it to him instead of me. Bullshit!

Last I checked, I think IGDB also has an API; that's what Twitch uses, I believe.

Not feeling super great today. Thankfully not, like, dying due to my health issues, just got some subpar sleep and not feeling up for streaming today. Gonna try again for maybe Monday? We try some MoWeFr next week maybe?

It would have been so easy for them to just pull from IGDB but no they had to do whatever the fuck this shit is

Oh boy let me tell you

That's why my (combat) doll has gloves tbh

Completely agree with ya. I get the appeal personally but it sure as hell ain't for me.

I don't write "link below" in my stream announcement posts because I'm scared of The Algorithm.

I write it because I always yap way too much in the announcement post to fit both Twitch and YouTube links into it. :P

I gotta tell you what the stream is about first!! ;w;

The bunny head isn't from this game though, that was a preorder bonus for Sam & Max, I believe. Also none of the PNATI items were ever tradable, thus never really having value anyways.

The Lugermorph

Reissued Lugermorph

Comparing the two Lugers side by side:

3 New Items Acquired! You Found: Reissued Lugermorph Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry. There's no question you need this gun, the only question is: where will you keep it? (Achievement Item: Not Tradable or Marketable)

TF2 backpack screenshot. Shown are two pairs of items: two Luger pistols, and two freelance police badges from Sam & Max. One badge has the text "Equipped" written on it.

In case you were wondering, I did in fact get a duplicate of the Max items from the new Poker Night. Interestingly enough, they're also marked as "Reissued".
#TF2 #PNATI

They downgraded it to an age restriction, but the reason they used still implies that PNatI is a real-money service, so I'm still kinda pissed off.

Honestly I'd rather them age restrict me for being openly trans than accuse me, the uptight anti-gacha asshole, of promoting real money gambling.

it also excludes real gambling

i would totally lose 20,000 of my real USD dollars to Xavier Renegade Angel

I dunno if it's even worth it to appeal it given I lost pretty much the back 25% of the VOD where I was the most talkative, outside of just getting the stupid warning off my channel.

As if appealing ever works with these nonexistent dipshits.

"unless the domain meets local requirements" THERE IS NO DOMAIN IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING SINGLEPLAYER GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!

already pisses me off that I'm losing to the character literally programmed to be the dumbest opponent now I gotta lose to Gemini having no clue what gambling is, as per usual

Review an issue: Remastered cat, remastered poker! [Poker Night Remastered] Community Guidelines warning Impact on channel Regulated goods policy Content that promotes, facilitates access to, or links to online gambling or betting sites isn't allowed on YouTube unless the domain meets local legal requirements and is currently certified by Google.

oh fuck a thousand percent off google

"online gambling and betting sites" yeah sure Strong Bad from Homestar Runner is a totally real person who got the totally real 20,000 I totally had in my bank account. fuck right off.

Going live now with Poker Night at the Inventory!
Remastered cat, remastered poker!
www.twitch.tv/toastercatball
youtube.com/live/-trvs7u...

Watch me have heart palpitations on stream AGAIN lol

THAT'S RIGHT BABY! FRANTIC FANFIC... *TWO*!!! NEXT WEEK!!!

It's gonna be bigger and crazier this time, too! Plaalt and I are also bringing returning guests @cybermermaid.bsky.social and @thirdtiergaming.bsky.social, with newcomers @noirsienna.vtubers.social and @amandak6647.northsky.social!

yes, im coming back next week and i already have a scedule.
Starting off with the utter drug that is Slay the Spire 2 w/ @curiosludge.bsky.social, going to Pacific Drive Iron Wagon, into Frantic Fanfic with @toastercatball.bsky.social and co, and ending the week off with Umamusume!

I've been up for two hours >:T doesn't work now

ToasterCatball - Twitch Indie gamedev, hobbyist VTuber, and creator of blorbos. Streaming game development and various other games, occasionally holding discussions about literary and game design analysis. Stream schedule is...

I'm so fucking good at graphic design
come tell me how good the thumbnail looks in these waiting rooms
www.twitch.tv/toastercatball
youtube.com/live/-trvs7u...

Stream thumbnail, Poker Night at the Inventory. The game's logo takes up the entire background, with the four main characters in the foreground: Tycho Brahe, Max the Lagomorph, Heavy Weapons Guy, and Strong Bad. In the corner of the foreground is a robot catgirl (CAI-TAn), with a lighting effect that replicates how the other main characters are lit. She is smiling happily and holding a mug with a dragon girl on it.

Incoming Gaming Stream [Poker Night at the Inventory]
Insert Akihiko saying "I've been waiting for this!" The remaster launched yesterday, and I'm excited to see how much better this is than the original, mildly buggy mess!
- Being terrible at bluffing @ 5pm ET / 3pm MT

group chat homies didn't say "good morning" back to me, they all hate me ;~;

>littlespace
Ehhh...
>NERF gun fight
Oh hell yeah nevermind I'm interested

Wait was the sage actually dying? I hope she's okay ;~;

RT if $3000 would literally change your life