Squee

This was my exact thought too 😂

Three daily tear away calendar pages from the Effin Birds daily calendar. Wednesday, October 1: a large gray bird with a long slender neck is sitting down on the ground while saying "I guess it's time to stop giving a fuck again." Wednesday, October 22: small black bird with a long, pointy black beak and white face saying "at least we're witnessing historically significant horseshit." Friday, October 24: a black goose is looking down at the ground while flying high above and says "I'd be lying if I said I had seen dumber shit."

Went through 6 weeks of @effinbirds.com daily calendar that I missed while off. How do these birds predict the future so well?

Theydies and gentlethems, I present to you my three favorites:

-October 1 (the day the shutdown began)
-October 22
-October 24

Absolute perfection. 🤌

I saw this clip on a news site! Giant muppet.

"This could take down Democrats, too."

I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.

Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

How long do you think Democrats were sitting on those Epstein emails waiting for an opportunity to release them when they needed a distraction? 

If you stand for something, then fucking stand for it. No matter how tired your legs get. You fucking stand up.

I just went 6 weeks without pay for absolutely nothing. I hope the Democrats are embarrassed and ashamed of themselves for being spineless fucking jellyfish. If they weren't going to stand for anything anyway, I could have at least been working.

They're going to do an independent vote for the DOJ lawsuit thing.

Ohhhhhhh

If they didn't include ACA subsidies, let's fucking not.

I am once again asking for your hand in marriage so I can escape.

Ty for the love & support since my mom passed.

I need help w/ dr & cardiac appts, labs, meds. I'm short.

I need: $150

Pls share, means a lot. Anything helps. Grateful🙏🏼

Hoping for best 🩺

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beep beep

HONK HONK

Same, love. Big squeezies.

Lola and I are sleeping on the couch tonight because she's still pooping, so this means Lola is sleeping, and I'm...not. 🫩

Me! Too!

♥️

Shhhhhhhhhh

It's not bad. You just have thick hair, and it needs to be trained.

This show almost makes me angry that I'm stuck here in the US because no one in the UK wanted to hire me without a PhD. The longing I have to live and experience something that's not here.

I know things are terrible for everyone actually but increasingly, I am aware of how profoundly not OK I am and I should at this point do a lot more than seeing my therapist, but $200 and I can have four therapy appointments, which is something. 

It's in the 70s here so not cold, but it keeps slamming the doors and blowing shit around the room.

Hahaha she's fluffy but not that poofy. The dog park is covered, so she's safe from any wind 😂

Dr. Besman and crew in the operating suite

New friends made and good food eaten

We love food

Street markets, unfortunately empty due to heavy restrictions

Physician, Heal Thyself (and Palestine Too)!

Chatting with Dr. Anatole Besman about his time spent volunteering at hospitals across Palestine, crossing literal and figurative borders & what he gained from the experience.

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a small white puppy is walking down a brick sidewalk Alt: a small white, super fluffy bichon is sitting on a brick sidewalk. The wind is buffeting the dog to one side, with it's fur blowing behind it erratically.

Fuckin' wimdy outside

SO PRETTY

He is wearing literal clown shoes

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