Why do you torment me, Delta?
29.12.2025 16:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@higheredcmo.bsky.social
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Why do you torment me, Delta?
29.12.2025 16:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Casual reminder that the myth of βpulling yourself up by your bootstrapsβ is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
27.12.2025 03:00 β π 21339 π 5840 π¬ 537 π 220Mary, Did You Know? is just a dude mansplaining something that MARY WAS THE FIRST TO KNOW!
Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk.
I made this joke; too few people got it.
A guy said we shouldnβt be walking & playing PokΓ©mon Go.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.
Iβm βI got tendinitis from playing PokΓ©mon Go too hardβ years old.
Which, I admit is very confusing. Am I 13 or 48? Could go either way.
I have a lot of funny thoughts in my head. Do I just annoy my husband with them or post them here where no one sees them?
I miss twitter.
There will be a day when I can listen to Eldest Daughter and not cry. Today is not that day.
04.10.2025 13:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Deactivated Facebook for a while. I cleaned up my friend list but I still see hate from my friendsβ friends posts and I just cannot.
11.09.2025 11:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Treasure the people who root for you.
03.09.2025 21:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve dedicated my career to service β first as a CIA Case Officer and federal law enforcement officer, then as a Member of Congress.
Now, Iβm running for Governor to continue serving Virginia β because you deserve a leader who will always put our Commonwealth first.
New boundary: this oldest daughter is going to be answering all Googleable questions from her family with "Did you Google it?"
29.08.2025 01:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Starbucksβ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
Remember this before you order your next pumpkin spice latte.
In the boarding lane for my sixth trip since June 22 and my 36th flight this year.
Hoping to swing by Harvard while sightseeing today!
Psyched to get to use the Delta lounge at Logan this week.
24.08.2025 16:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The post office is a hellmouth. I will not be taking any questions.
18.08.2025 18:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My new hyper fixation is jigsaw puzzles. Send help. Or puzzles.
17.08.2025 13:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My favorite work days are the ones where I have giant chunks of time to ponder my clientβs problems and let my mind just flow with ideas. π
11.08.2025 15:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me: (Looking at pictures from my 30th class reunion) These people are old!!
Well, shoot.
I spent most of today working and weirdly enjoyed it the whole time.
I guess itβs because I have the best boss ever.
If my mind racing counted toward my step total, Iβd hit my daily goal by 12:04 a.m.
09.08.2025 23:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer researchβ¦ I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me.
#pediatriccancer #cancermom
Iβm probably four stomach flus from my goal weight but yesterday I was five so thatβs something.
04.08.2025 12:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs sort of weird how a bunch of wolves thousands of years ago were like βYou know what? Yeah! Iβm down for domestication.β And all the rest of the wolves missed their chance.
24.07.2025 19:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Baby Dolphin Break
23.07.2025 22:17 β π 17229 π 2367 π¬ 311 π 152I blame my elevens on working in higher ed for 20 years.
10.07.2025 11:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In marketing, emotion without action is wasted potential.
09.07.2025 19:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me husband: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: (without hesitation) Three dozen turtles.
She was a bundle of
love and sweetness. The bestest.
A very happy tan and cream chihuahua
On Wednesday, I said goodbye to my sunshine girl and my best friend after 16.5 years.
Snuggle your furry friends a little tighter. The clock ticks too fast. The time is too short.
I will always love you, Maeby Mae. Until we meet again.