I made this joke; too few people got it.
A guy said we shouldnβt be walking & playing PokΓ©mon Go.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.
01.11.2025 18:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβm βI got tendinitis from playing PokΓ©mon Go too hardβ years old.
Which, I admit is very confusing. Am I 13 or 48? Could go either way.
16.10.2025 01:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I have a lot of funny thoughts in my head. Do I just annoy my husband with them or post them here where no one sees them?
I miss twitter.
04.10.2025 14:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
There will be a day when I can listen to Eldest Daughter and not cry. Today is not that day.
04.10.2025 13:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Deactivated Facebook for a while. I cleaned up my friend list but I still see hate from my friendsβ friends posts and I just cannot.
11.09.2025 11:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Treasure the people who root for you.
03.09.2025 21:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβve dedicated my career to service β first as a CIA Case Officer and federal law enforcement officer, then as a Member of Congress.
Now, Iβm running for Governor to continue serving Virginia β because you deserve a leader who will always put our Commonwealth first.
29.08.2025 14:01 β π 152 π 45 π¬ 9 π 0
New boundary: this oldest daughter is going to be answering all Googleable questions from her family with "Did you Google it?"
29.08.2025 01:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Starbucksβ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
Remember this before you order your next pumpkin spice latte.
27.08.2025 21:27 β π 17795 π 6427 π¬ 1068 π 475
In the boarding lane for my sixth trip since June 22 and my 36th flight this year.
Hoping to swing by Harvard while sightseeing today!
25.08.2025 15:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The post office is a hellmouth. I will not be taking any questions.
18.08.2025 18:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My new hyper fixation is jigsaw puzzles. Send help. Or puzzles.
17.08.2025 13:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My favorite work days are the ones where I have giant chunks of time to ponder my clientβs problems and let my mind just flow with ideas. π
11.08.2025 15:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me: (Looking at pictures from my 30th class reunion) These people are old!!
Well, shoot.
11.08.2025 01:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I spent most of today working and weirdly enjoyed it the whole time.
I guess itβs because I have the best boss ever.
10.08.2025 23:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If my mind racing counted toward my step total, Iβd hit my daily goal by 12:04 a.m.
09.08.2025 23:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research⦠I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me.
#pediatriccancer #cancermom
05.08.2025 21:40 β π 40712 π 12287 π¬ 987 π 576
Itβs sort of weird how a bunch of wolves thousands of years ago were like βYou know what? Yeah! Iβm down for domestication.β And all the rest of the wolves missed their chance.
24.07.2025 19:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Baby Dolphin Break
23.07.2025 22:17 β π 17315 π 2380 π¬ 313 π 154
In marketing, emotion without action is wasted potential.
09.07.2025 19:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me husband: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: (without hesitation) Three dozen turtles.
09.07.2025 11:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
She was a bundle of
love and sweetness. The bestest.
04.07.2025 20:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A very happy tan and cream chihuahua
On Wednesday, I said goodbye to my sunshine girl and my best friend after 16.5 years.
Snuggle your furry friends a little tighter. The clock ticks too fast. The time is too short.
I will always love you, Maeby Mae. Until we meet again.
04.07.2025 18:36 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I donβt understand the evolutionary advantage of grief.
02.07.2025 20:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβve never had more issues with missing crew than when I fly American.
02.07.2025 00:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A scenic view of downtown Chicago
Why has no one told me how great it is to take the L from the airport to downtown Chicago. $5 versus $100 Uber? 50 minutes versus 80?
And it dropped me off at a hotel in restaurant with this amazing view.
30.06.2025 21:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
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