Moss Elixir

It’s mad fun being hyperlexic in a post-literate culture, can’t recommend it enough.

Thought of you last night but predictably our government’s also said “kinda on your own if you do want to try to leave, patriotic superfriends.”

A detail from a panel from a 1990 Peanuts comic strip showing Snoopy lying under a tree. He is thinking, “I like a book where there’s only one character and nothing happens to him.”

Good morning, friends!

Another mutual is having the same issues with them

As if we didn’t all have enough bad news already

I mean, I wish it could have but

BEEF BEEF BEEF BEEF BEEF

Aw, damn. I hope it's treatable in the "chronic ongoing condition" sense

They died of ovarian & uterine cancer though, would this vaccine have helped them?

Omg so pretty (I'd get the silver but I see you in pink)

Signal boost, get yer red-hot signal boost, spread the word 🚨

Do you want a signal boost for this?

The “__ Minutes Into the Future” Max Headroom clock has gone from 17 minutes to 18.5 minutes

CNN is back in full Desert Storm mode, gotta recreate that 1991 ratings magic

“Last One to Commit an Unbroken Series of War Crimes Is a [homophobic slur redacted]”

I would pay good ticket money for a theatrical production of Long Day’s Journey Into Popcorn

Oh là là splendide

President Why Would I Give a Fuck, By the Time This All Really Goes to Shit I’ll Be Dead

A black cat loafing on top of a turntable which is on top of a cd player

Ffs

As my mother likes to say, you don't have to yell if you're actually winning the argument

That line with that delivery actually made me laugh out loud

Steve Martin in that not breaking the known law "the wackier the comedian's persona the more ominous & sinister they'll seem playing a straight-faced antagonist"

It actually is amazing how much better I've felt since making beans central to my diet, if anyone actually cared about healthful eating & not white supremacist propaganda they would've been front & center in any revised food pyramid

All I know is The Spanish Prisoner was funny & weird & I enjoyed it

More convinced than ever now that when It Happens they will move heaven & earth & a lot of AI deepfakes to try to keep it from us

Beans, why does nobody ever mention beans (I know, because like tofu they're "foreign" & cuck & gay). Eggs too. I eat beef maybe three times a year at holiday dinners so yes, a treat

Done this all my life, it works

"Prestige" TV be like that, I've noticed

Yes, they're on the list!

Oh I am, I hope it's horrifyingly painful especially every time the collar rubs against it