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Bridget Everett: the tender moments live show

Bridget Everett: the tender moments live show

06.03.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah people celebrating don’t realize, Markwayne is also an awful maga trash bag too. He’ll also just act on whatever heinous ideas Stephen Miller has

05.03.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So they’ll have to vote on it in November?

05.03.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So Markwayne has 4 years left in his term. Is there a special election or does Stitt get to install some other maga chud for the remainder of it?

05.03.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Not to be a damper but yall, we know Markwayne is gonna be just as bad, right? This is just who the gop / maga is

05.03.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I guess my op was a little one sided. I guess I just wish they raised their kids more like boomers raised millennials. Which, as a millenial, is a crazy feeling to have but we’re the one generation that’s getting more progressive as we get older so πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

05.03.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Column a column b. Blaming the internet now is like blaming movies or video games in the 90’s

05.03.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gen X, what did you do to your children 😭😭😭

05.03.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Also how come I couldn’t just find a video of the commercial of Norm as the Colonial?

05.03.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Meet The New Colonel Sanders
YouTube video by Scripps News Life Meet The New Colonel Sanders

Andrew, I don’t know how to tell you this but he did die youtu.be/fmABQYH4N7E?...

05.03.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure neo cons like Bill Kristol defunding education for decades and pushing hard right agendas put us in this situation as much as maga

04.03.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just learned that Pete Crow-Armstrong’s mom is the mom in Little Big League

04.03.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a good thing the Ellison’s will own it all soon

04.03.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t worry, I’m sure Jeffy will make money from this

04.03.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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my fellow millennials 😎

03.03.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

He’ll for sure be a Jet to have let night COD and Madden sessions with Woody Jr and the other one

03.03.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

100% signing with the Jets

03.03.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a metaphor?

03.03.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Captain Crunch doing deadlifts with Rogan and Hegseth

03.03.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a barbie doll is making a funny face and says oh snap ! ALT: a barbie doll is making a funny face and says oh snap !
03.03.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe karma is finally catching up to them on the account of all their racism

03.03.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was? Did the old ball coach pass?

03.03.2026 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie touches the head of another man ALT: a man in a suit and tie touches the head of another man
03.03.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn. Just realized David Ellison is gonna give DC back to Snyder to appeal to the incels

03.03.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On average, Americans read at a 6th grade level.

03.03.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wonder what Maureen Dowd is thinking these days

03.03.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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This mural slaps. Literally turned around so I could get a picture.

02.03.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2397    πŸ” 366    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 35

A perfect gif

02.03.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

02.03.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 43862    πŸ” 6855    πŸ’¬ 4765    πŸ“Œ 1829
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a man with long hair is sitting in the driver 's seat of a truck with his eyes closed . Alt: a man with long hair is sitting in the driver 's seat of a truck with his eyes closed .

When your morning patrol is in the shade and you get a hit of the sun

02.03.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0