Purseonality

Ahh, night owl problems. We learned very quickly which companies depend on AWS--and how damn difficult it is to switch off our lights without Alexa. (No, we're not stupid, it's just that our 'things' are plugged in behind furniture or are otherwise tricky to reach manually.)

2/2 Such as: outlaw abortion/birth control and gay marriage. Privatize Social Security. Nuke the entire Affordable Care Act. It's going to get very ugly.

I have a feeling that Trump is pressuring the Senate to "go nuclear" and eliminate the filibuster altogether. With full control for at least another year, they will be free to legislate their entire wish list.
1/2

A grocery shelf displaying tall white cans of Erewhon Naturally Alkaline Spring Water, each 16 fluid ounces (473 ml), labeled as “Canned at the Source – Shasta Springs.” The cans are decorated with black-and-white mountain illustrations. A digital price tag beneath them shows the product as “Erewhon Water Spring Glacial Can 16z” with a retail price of $54.99, creating a striking mismatch between the ordinary bottled water and the extreme price.

Fifty five dollar water

FIFTY FIVE DOLLAR WATER

The sanctuary city of Portland sending a land use violation notice for the ICE facility after 25 policy violations, specifically allowing detainees to be kept overnight or held for more than 12 hours which is prohibited

This is the 1st step in evicting ICE from its South Waterfront facility

The irony. It stings.

the people who fund expensive streaming only star trek shows want you to believe they canceled colbert, the highest rated network talk show, because of costs and not because he made the president mad on a regular basis.

they think you are fucking stupid.

Sen. Elizabeth Warren: "CBS canceled [Stephen] Colbert's show just three days after Colbert called out CBS owner Paramount for its $16 settlement with Trump – a deal that looks like bribery. America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons."

Marriage is when two people become one… and then argue about which one.

"statistics from the United States government itself..." Lula fires back

GenX is now per/menopausal. We grew up feral, and now we're Sick. Of. Your. Shit.

I love that metaphor! 🤣 Especially because goats also scream like girls when they're demanding attention 🤣

🚨BIG STORY: Senators put a line into the crypto bill requiring bankrupt banks to prioritize remunerating crypto investors over depositors.

The provision could require banks to take cash from your savings account & use it to pay senators' crypto donors.

www.levernews.com/cryptos-new-...

Plus, TACO

We are watching, in real time, what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. 🍿😋🫣

I have it set up where I can't post without ALT-txt. It's not hard, folks!

His mistake is flogging it on a channel that's somewhat mainstream. It's not completely MAGA yet, but his audience is unlikely to agree with his assessment and may even resent him for such a douche move.

Thank you.

Have you seen her "apology" yet? I just reskeeted it. It's so tone-deaf I thought it had to be AI.

Isn't her state where they grow all the corn? Why are her "tacos" in flour tortillas?

Against all odds, Joni Ernst has made it worse

What the WHAT?

Amazon listing for a knife/scissor combination tool. An avocado has been cut in half, with the tool having cut right through the avocado skin, flesh, and pit. One half of the avocado is on the marble countertop, and the other half is being held in a man's left hand, with the knife/scissor combo held open in his right, ready to cut another slice.

This ad makes me irrationally angry.

the climb was arduous but finally we reached the temple. the guru sat motionless as night descended. hours passed before he finally spoke and he said only this: "the backlash against shitty behavior is what causes shitty behavior, actually." it was then i knew i'd found the joe rogan of the left.

I bet it feels good to be able to say this without worrying about the professional fallout.

A wheeled metal clothing rack with 2 human silhouettes hanging from the bars and 2 orange cats sitting on the bottom rack

It never even occurred to me to use a clothing rack as a form of transportation for myself, a friend, and 2 cats, but now I am seriously considering it