@instant-oatmeal.bsky.social
Beef+Cake = the eternal struggle of SoftBro💪🦄 vs HardBro💪🦍
Can you please help me pick up my jaw? 🥵
03.08.2025 20:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0After seeing this, your boss is gonna increase the milk and donut budget by A LOT
01.08.2025 18:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need to climb this beef mountain 🥵
29.07.2025 23:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Blossom
Buttercup
Bubbles
Three years of celebrating Pride at the gay beach adds up to me being the Powerpuff Girls?
01.07.2025 22:09 — 👍 88 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0amtrak’s marketing team gets it
21.06.2025 12:21 — 👍 30897 🔁 10129 💬 459 📌 1226
"Red meat, including beef, is a complete protein source."
07.06.2025 23:07 — 👍 102 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Always important to take a minute and recognize how much you've progressed, and you're absolutely killing it!
03.06.2025 18:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
big arm
💪+(insert mustache emoji)
31.05.2025 17:46 — 👍 210 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0If I can't plant my face in a big fat belly after working all day then what's even the point?
27.05.2025 19:46 — 👍 109 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 1Chicken nugget smoothie?
19.05.2025 14:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Thick thighs save lives
18.05.2025 20:13 — 👍 112 🔁 20 💬 2 📌 1
Summer
06.05.2025 19:07 — 👍 168 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0
Did a lot of squats this week
03.05.2025 12:44 — 👍 234 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
30.04.2025 09:28 — 👍 145 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0
a fountain of love in the shape of a boy
Jeeves, are tears and sweat chemically the same thing?
29.04.2025 00:36 — 👍 194 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0How did you know?
29.04.2025 00:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In which Lady Gaga does Salad Fingers
It's ok, the Lady Gaga Coachella Bad Romance monster fingers can't hurt you
14.04.2025 01:04 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bringing this over from Tumblr: Be proud of where you started. Be proud of your roots. Be proud of your growth. Be the kind of person that, when you look back, you will be thankful that that person was building the path for you.
13.04.2025 03:40 — 👍 1147 🔁 369 💬 14 📌 8
More or less the build of a buff toddler
I don't think I'm emotionally feeling the spin bike, but my legs might be
10.04.2025 00:49 — 👍 301 🔁 8 💬 6 📌 0
Maybe a jock under leggings should be my default
07.04.2025 12:13 — 👍 215 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
Still trying to figure out if I like thongs 🤔
24.03.2025 23:42 — 👍 116 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0I'm still gonna try tho
23.03.2025 03:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The past tense of treat should be trote.
22.03.2025 11:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I got a haircut.
20.03.2025 00:25 — 👍 235 🔁 11 💬 6 📌 0Need to get my hands on that 🙌🥵
17.03.2025 12:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trainer called me a "quad dom daddy" today he's right but...
13.03.2025 22:15 — 👍 116 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0You're already the beefiest 💪😍
13.03.2025 01:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Still trying to figure out the vibe of this place
12.03.2025 04:11 — 👍 342 🔁 17 💬 10 📌 0
A mustache with arms
09.03.2025 19:12 — 👍 105 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1
