Mary Woodson 𓂀

Everyone is on the other app talking about their football teams. Omg

My kid is 17, today. My head been spinning all day long🥳🥳 😂😂😂

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Getting my first cert of 2025, next week

Eric Adams when he gets that Trump pardon

Happy New Year. Y’all still over here being heathens?

I just need my boss to thumbs up this Teams message so I can get in the bed 😪

Joseph really the stepdaddy blueprint

you know what?!

if you're interested in hiring someone to host/facilitate career development workshops in 2025 (for middle school students all the way up through senior executives), HIRE ME!

send me an email at maxine@doublemcoaching.com, and we can chat!

Honestly, I want people to be afraid to say some stupid shit to me.

Legit need $3k asap to get out of a hole. Thought about a GFM but people really do be nosy just because & still won’t donate $2.

I think we’ve been pretty transparent about how fucked up we are out here while rebuilding our lives so if you are in a position to help
CA: $shamjen, also have Venmo.

My groceries at the door and I ain’t get up early like I was supposed to and clean out the refrigerator 🥴

What y’all doing?

❤️❤️

50 cent also has rape and abuse allegations, btw

Guess we can call off the manhunt for the CEO assassin, vigilante killing is legal in NYC

if there’s anything i hope for people next year, it’s that they’re vulnerable AND courageous enough to ask for the community they need. it’s what i’m hoping for myself again in 2025.

My kid watching my friend’s kids so we can cut tf up >>>>

I cut my thumb and been down bad with this bandage on. I didn’t realize how much I rely on it lol

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Ok. Nvm. Idc bout those student loans

Gotcha

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Cabinet is $899.99 and they taking 15% off

Have you tried the dewy All Nighter spray?

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It’s levels, darling. RetinAl is a bit gentler. Step into my office

Call me when Hunter gets $2 billion from Saudi Arabia😌

Nope. Retinal

😂😂😂

lot of new people here so advertise your account with one gif or image

I want you to know that I have your back.

If you show me you're an idiot, I will believe you. With my whole heart.

Always. 🫶🏼