Jake

I actually caught him at random - was training noodle in victory road and I randomly found him

Photo of a 3DS playing Pokemon Crystal, showing the stats screen of a shiny Pidgeot.

Photo of a 3DS playing Pokemon Crystal, showing the stats screen of a shiny Ursaring.

Photo of a 3DS playing Pokemon Crystal, showing the stats screen of a shiny Feraligatr.

Photo of a 3DS playing Pokemon Crystal, showing the stats screen of a shiny Quagsire.

Don’t have anything cool to post so here’s some screenshots of some of my old shiny pokemon on Crystal VC

Me and Darren Shan, giving the middle finger.

Front cover of the 25th anniversary edition of Cirque du Freak.

Title page of Cirque du Freak, signed by Darren Shan.

Top of the title page, with a message written by Darren: “To Jake, I’m so delighted you were able to join me on my 25th anniversary ‘MIDDLE FINGER’ tour!!!” With a smiley face drawn at the end.

Never meet your heroes - unless your hero is @darrenshan.com. Definitely meet him.

Thank you for your impact on my youth, and my world, with your stories.

Coolio!

The cover for "The Terrified Troll", a children's book by Darren Shan and Eva Byrne

The Terrified Troll, signed by Darren Shan and Eva Byrne, lettered W

What a pleasant surprise to wake up to!

Runescape 3 chatbot showing Hans saying "You've spent 125 days, 3 hours, 6 minutes in the world since you arrived 7,049 days ago."

Ya boi recovered his original RuneScape account

Screenshot of an e-mail receipt for a ticket to meet Darren Shan at a Waterstones event

Too DAMN right I'm going

I live in a home with 3 other people who all use the internet 24/7. Despite living right in the capital city, specifically my little area has like no good plans, no fibre or anything like that.

Nightmare for an aspiring content creator.

*cries in 15mbps*

I imagine this is what happens when humans unlock the next % of their brainpower

My favorite part of this is the unflinching gazes of the contestants as they give these answers

I can't believe GoT would do this.

What if I am a stranger and I instead happily fawn over something that I enjoy instead?

This is the first thing I see after logging in for the first time in like 6 months or something.

I'm logging back out. >:(

Friendly reminder that pulling "pranks" that cause genuine fear or harm to others makes YOU the Fool.

Don't go telling people one of their loved ones died, you goddamn bozos.

Darren Shan and my friend, giving the middle finger to the camera.

"Did you seriously ask @darrenshan.com to flip me off in a picture?"

"No it was his idea"

It's an honour! Feel free to come to Cardiff and flip me off in person!

don't care + ratio + L + you fell off + i need help with my homework + my instagram account got hacked + i want this on a shirt + i need an art commission

That cover art goes HARD and I want it so bad.

A box containing an Ichiban Kuji Next Generations 2 Kyoka Jiro figure

An Ichiban Kuji Next Generations Kyoka Jiro figure stood in front of Ichiban Kuji Culture festival Kaminari and Jiro figures. Behind them is a stack of signed Darren Shan books and to the side are several Among Us plushies and stickers/badges.

She’s home, part two

Honestly I would’ve loved having the small box cover for all of the books, I love looking at the full artwork on the cover.

The first four books in Darren Shan's Demonata saga. Books 1, 2 and 4 are special editions.

@darrenshan.bsky.social Okay so this has been bothering me for a while, I gotta ask; how come there's limited editions for books one, two and four in the Demonata saga, but not book three? It always felt odd to skip over Slawter and go to Bec.

I had no idea you here on Bsky! Hope you’re doing well!

A box for the Ichiban Kuji My Hero Academia Culture Festival Kyoka Jiro figure.

The unboxed figures of Culture Festival Denki Kaminari and Kyoka Jiro stood side by side. Two stacks of signed Darren Shan books sit behind them alongside several Among Us crewmate plushies.

A close-up of the unboxed figures of Culture Festival Denki Kaminari and Kyoka Jiro stood side by side. Two stacks of signed Darren Shan books sit behind them alongside several Among Us crewmate plushies.

My girl is now also home

The guitar is the star of the band

A sealed box of Ichiban Kuji My Hero Academia Culture Festival Denki Kaminari figurine

A small shelf with two stack of signed Darren Shan books. On top of one stack sits a sealed box containing an Ichiban Kuji Culture Festival Denki Kaminari figure, and on the other one rests a small plushie of a red crewmate from Among Us. To the side is a larger, fatter orange crewmate plushie sat ontop of a similarly fat red crewmate plushie. In front of them sits a one-eyed dog plushie, also from Among Us. On the wall is a painting of Pain from Naruto with the words "Sometimes, you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain, because life's greatest lessons are learned through Pain".

My boy is home

A cut out of Denki Kaminari from My Hero Academia, laying face-down on the floor.

Hey guys please look after my child for me thank you

YouTube video by Jake, I guess surprise

Saw this game - Nuclear Nightmare - on Steam and thought "Oh, cool. I might grab that."

And then it went on an 80% sale like a few hours later, so I grabbed like 10 copies.

Good game. 🕹️

YouTube video by Jake, I guess The Investigator Who Cried Wolf

The Death Note game continues to surprise me with a solid update dropping, adding a brand new map only about a month into launch with so many cool features.

Been having such a blast with this game. Pick it up if you can.

YouTube video by Jake, I guess Literally L

I just about managed to salvage one moment out of the session at least. #deathnote

Had a great session of Death Note: Killer Within recorded - except one dude in the lobby being incredibly loud and obnoxious towards two of the women in the lobby.

Basically spoiled most of the footage. Sucks.

Hikikomori self-test score of 84. Socialization: 93, Isolation, 94, Emotional, 94

Oh.