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She/Her. Vaper of weed. Stealer of memes. Poster of shit. Cauda equina syndrome. Twitter asylum escapee. Mostly harmless. No DMs unless I like you.

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Update: The guy they endorsed a year ago wants them to leave the country.

04.12.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1740    ๐Ÿ” 415    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 227    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50
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Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an โ€œICE was hereโ€ sign in its Nativity scene.

04.12.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8297    ๐Ÿ” 2735    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 141    ๐Ÿ“Œ 135

Yeah. There's nothing like being told that you aren't trying hard enough, doing enough mindfulness exercises, doing enough yoga, eating right or any of that nonsense when the problem is physiological, not psychological.

03.12.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My doctor now is strictly a phone doctor. She's in Thunder Bay. I love her, and she's great. She's been slowly trying to cobble my broken meatsuit back together, one specialist at a time. She's appalled at the lack of care I received, and if he hadn't already lost his license, she'd report him.

03.12.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hear you. My last doctor told me my pain was all in my head and I was drug seeking. Then I woke up paralyzed from the waist down and suddenly had a diagnosis. Surgery fixed me as well as it could, but if he'd done some doctoring he could have prevented the permanent damage by diagnosing me sooner.

03.12.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The publisher of the cartoon Hegseth used to make a sick point about their boat bombings โ€œcondemnsโ€ him for it

02.12.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 566    ๐Ÿ” 158    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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"I chose a crass serial rapist and adulterer, who calls women 'nasty' and 'piggy,' and took away by daughters' reproductive rights, over my daughters. So why are they displeased with me??? It must be all THEIR fault! I take no responsibility. NONE!"

02.12.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11358    ๐Ÿ” 2613    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1324    ๐Ÿ“Œ 257

I guess it's not just us Canadians who aren't going.๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

02.12.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The wholesale murder of people in international waters, without due process, is a crime.

If left unchecked, it will lead to more such crimes.

This is how things work.

Letting them get away with it is the same as giving them permission to keep doing it.

02.12.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6505    ๐Ÿ” 1674    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 213    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53

My prediction for Doug Fordโ€™s response to the Auditor Generalโ€™s findings:

โ€œShe used incomplete numbers!โ€

โ€œShe needs to stay in her lane!โ€

โ€œOntario is 1000% better off because of my government!โ€

โ€œWhy is she not investigating Marit Styles and the corrupt NDP?!โ€

In 3, 2, โ€ฆ

02.12.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 140    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Former President of Honduras Is Freed From Prison After Trump Pardon

So, seems like weโ€™re not all that serious about fighting the war on drugs after all.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...

02.12.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2573    ๐Ÿ” 795    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 142    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45
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Ontario does not have ability to measure success of its primary care plan: auditor general | Globalnews.ca Ontarioโ€™s plan to expand access does 'not consistently have processes in place to plan and oversee programs and initiatives to improve patientsโ€™ access to primary care.'

NEW: The auditor general has taken a deep dive into Ontario's plans to connect everyone to primary care. She's found issues with how the government is measuring its success and existing systems to connect people with a family doctor. #OnPoli
globalnews.ca/news/1155562...

02.12.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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More than 1 million people in Ontario needed a food bank in the past year: Hunger Report | CBC News The Hunger Report released by Feed Ontario on Monday says more than one million people needed to access a food bank or hunger-relief organization in the last year and they made more than 8.7 million v...

โ€ผ๏ธ โ€œThatโ€™s a one per cent increase from last year and an 87 per cent increase since the 2020 Hunger Report.โ€ Time to double Ontario Works & ODSP! #onpoli #poverty #dougfordfailedontario #foodinsecurity

01.12.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ€œThe only people who get angry when hearing service members being told to ignore illegal orders are people who intend to issue illegal orders.โ€

30.11.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14029    ๐Ÿ” 3231    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 204    ๐Ÿ“Œ 110
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Company given $2M from Skills Development Fund run by Ford family dentist: sources The companyโ€™s CEO also worked closely with the wife of the minister in charge of the grant program at the time

NEW: A company that got $2M from the Skills Development Fund is run by a dentist who boasts about having the Ford family among his patients.

Ford says he had nothing to do with it getting a grant: โ€œI don't believe in micromanaging.โ€

www.thetrillium.ca/news/the-tri...

27.11.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Tens of thousands of Canadians died waiting for medical care in the past year: report A new report is raising alarm over growing wait-list deaths in Canada.

"Ontario recorded the highest number of wait-list deaths: 10,634, including more than 9,100 diagnostic-scan deaths where patients died before reaching the point of receiving or being scheduled for surgery."

I guess it's not "hallway healthcare" if you never make it to the hospital hallway.

27.11.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 181    ๐Ÿ” 95    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

This man is a jerk and whoever his โ€œCanadian friendsโ€ are, they too can go to hell.

27.11.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow. American diplomacy at its finest.
Become ambassador.
Irritate the shit out of everyone in said country.
Blame said country for them not liking you.
Tell them to lighten up.

MAGA diplomacy.

27.11.2025 07:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sometimes we have to laugh to keep from crying. [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]

27.11.2025 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6496    ๐Ÿ” 1623    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 107    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49

Corrupt AND incompetent.

I loathe this government.

26.11.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 342    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Maybe I'm missing an important point, but the Ford gov's claim that "Landlords will lower rents if they can rent out more of their properties now that we've given them more power over tenants" feels like something you'd say if you'd never literally never heard of capitalism before in your life.

25.11.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 436    ๐Ÿ” 96    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Hereโ€™s the Mexican Marines removing signs stating that the Mexican beach is a restricted area by the US Department of Defense. Yes, itโ€™s real.

21.11.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8629    ๐Ÿ” 3241    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 611    ๐Ÿ“Œ 292
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What the hell: The US accidentally invaded Mexico on Monday, storming a beach and planting DoD โ€œrestricted areaโ€ signs claiming the land for โ€œthe commander,โ€ and triggered a standoff with armed Mexican security forces, all because Trumpโ€™s government canโ€™t even identify a border on a map. ๐Ÿงต 1/

20.11.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5163    ๐Ÿ” 2165    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 540    ๐Ÿ“Œ 323

Iโ€™m no political strategist, but I think one of member of the Ontario NDP (and even the Liberals) should make a point every day of being ejected from the legislature for calling the Ford government corrupt.

19.11.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 459    ๐Ÿ” 104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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โ€˜Better Call Paulโ€™: Disability Advocates Reject Fordโ€™s Move to Control Schoolย Boards Advocates say the province is making decisions that affect the day-to-day lives of students with disabilities

โ€˜Better Call Paulโ€™: Disability Advocates Reject Fordโ€™s Move to Control School Boards

Advocates say the province is making decisions that affect the day-to-day lives of students with disabilities

pressprogress.ca/better-call-...

14.11.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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No one could accuse Donald of being woke.

08.11.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6644    ๐Ÿ” 1734    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 317    ๐Ÿ“Œ 132
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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

07.11.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31644    ๐Ÿ” 8141    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1285    ๐Ÿ“Œ 491
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Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...

NEWS: The UK is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal, sources familiar with the matter told CNN. edition.cnn.com/2025/11/11/p...

11.11.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13818    ๐Ÿ” 4609    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 407    ๐Ÿ“Œ 532
The U.S. Supreme Court was given the wrong numbers. The โ€œunwindโ€ in the event of a negative decision on Tariffs, would be, including investments made, to be made, and return of funds, in excess of 3 Trillion Dollars. It would not be possible to ever make up for that kind of a โ€œdrubbing.โ€ That would truly become an insurmountable National Security Event, and devastating to the future of our Country - Possibly non-sustainable!

The U.S. Supreme Court was given the wrong numbers. The โ€œunwindโ€ in the event of a negative decision on Tariffs, would be, including investments made, to be made, and return of funds, in excess of 3 Trillion Dollars. It would not be possible to ever make up for that kind of a โ€œdrubbing.โ€ That would truly become an insurmountable National Security Event, and devastating to the future of our Country - Possibly non-sustainable!

Oh, so he totally stole the money

11.11.2025 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18859    ๐Ÿ” 5124    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1768    ๐Ÿ“Œ 619

I am so sorry. Your heart must be broken. I can't imagine your grief right now.

05.11.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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