Carnelian Clinique

Do hoes still like theater? I'm trying to see Hamilton with some baddies this summer.

If I am wearing a low heel it is for my health. If I catch you clowning me or anyone else for it you better run for yours - and you better be fast cuz I CAN CATCH YOU.

Is it okay to bring back fat-shaming but only if it's the Mango Menace?

tbh, it is a terrifying way to navigate your career.

I'm terrible at my job but good for morale.

You know how they keep calling us 'the tolerant left'? Yeah, we should stop that and start swingin on these people. Knock out what's left of their teeth and make the work a better place! 🌈

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I high key forgot about this shit. Prepare to be sick of me.

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I almost forgot this existed but I really need to start posting every stray thought here or I'm going to explode.

Dont't post your plate tomorrow unless you want it dragged.

Well, here I am. Barbecue sauce on my tiddies. 🤷