Brian Syslack

#ArmlessAcceptanceWeek

Mayor Shelves doesn't understand how important weaponkind is to our city- instead of striving to destigmatize weapons in teaching and caregiving positions, she wants them in the line of duty. I expected better. I didn't vote for these regressionist policies. #MoreThanMyObject #ProtectWeaponKids

Greetings and salutations. Had another fun day with the wife and kids.

Do I need to go back and watch Brothers & Sisters? Obviously Sally Field being in it means for sure yes.

#MustachePride

#MustachePride

I love Object Law and Order.

She wanted some new trendy "fidget popper" thing all the kids are playing with nowadays, so we got her that too. She's having a lot of fun with it, which makes me smile.

Hello, Remi. I'm sorry for whatever you are currently going through. Here's something nice: My youngest daughter told me how excited she is to be going into fourth grade. We've bought her school supplies, with everything in her favorite colors: pink and orange.

I don't want her to be scared, so tonight I will have a gentle talk with her about what she's watching on the internet. This is the only thing that I'm concerned about- the rest of the content she's consuming, from what I can see, is harmless fun. Social media is a big no for her until she's 16.

My older daughter keeps sending me YouTube Shorts of a phenomenon called "Skibidi Toilet Syndrome." She says that her generation is doomed. In all honesty, I just see young kids having fun and imitating what's on their TVs.

Beautiful.

Yesterday, we celebrated the 77th year since the law allowing armless objects to drive was passed. Since then, we as a people have made great strides in locomotive designs to accommodate all limb amounts and body shapes. 🎆

Might not sound lazy to you, but this is my kind of lazy. Aka not working 24/7. 😂

Planning for my lazy Sunday tomorrow. Taking Kelsie and the kids out to the local botanical garden.

LOL, wasn't planning on it.

People have told me to shave my mustache. To that I say, "is this your mustache? No? Then why is it your concern?" I'll keep this mustache until I'm on my deathbed.

Good afternoon.

Good evening.

so the manufacturer of those recovery centers is saying i have to do time now since i wasn't punished back when i broke them...

but @briansyslack.bsky.social and i put together a case that since it happened so long ago, it's no longer relevant and we have proof i've improved my behavior since then!

Yes. You have my contact information.

I have a case in a mysterious region called Goiky soon. I have only vaguely heard of this place, but never traveled myself.

I could help- DM me with business inquiries. I will provide verifiable evidence of my experience and credibility.

Good morning.

My oldest daughter, knowing I have Bluesky, sent me this image to post. 😊

minor 😂

Beeeeeeeeeeeer

#80sKid

Poor excuse. This is common knowledge.

Extremely tonedeaf joke about the fragility of lightweight people. There are very real, brutal cases of leaves having been harmed by the effects of high winds.