Adam Schiffer

This isn't X. It's Y!

I clicked on the replies just to find this reference.

Wait, I thought learning about the world via trading on insider knowledge was one of their selling points?

My wife’s well-timed insta post.

Give her a follow if you like wildlife photography set to a soundtrack of cleverly curated tunes.

(Bald Eagle seen recently in central Fort Worth. Very unusual.)

According to the article, it means we’re smart. But hard-headed would be accurate too, at least in my case.

Wait, is dense good?

Tabletop issue? Was he malapropping kitchen table issues? Or is this some hip new construction I've missed?

EWtRtW is actually my least favorite of the 4 singles, no joke. And I freakin’ love that song.

The non-singles are slow burners, but are amazing compositions too.

A re-recording of Mothers Talk was the 4th single (and a minor hit) in the U.S.

I’ve seen a lot of ‘80s bands live recently, and they were the best by far.

I feel owned. But to lessen the cognitive dissonance, I’ll reluctantly revise my views: cartels shouldn’t wear masks.

"Thinking Brush"? Oy.

It sounds like a rejected Pointer Sisters lyric: "I want somebody who will spend some time, not come and go in a thinking brush."

Yeah. That, along with winning a car in a police raffle in 2004, are my only two episodes of improbable fortune.

(Although I made the mistake of having the Mattingly graded a few years ago because I thought it was a pristine piece of mintitude. But it got an 8.)

Ooh, fun fact: In 1989 I bought one pack of '84 Donruss at a card shop. To this day, it's the only one I ever bought. It contained a Don Mattingly.

When I had dinner with No Doubt in 1992, the guys were really friendly but she never acknowledged my existence.

Also, the OC punk/ska scene had significant conservative undertones.

Meanwhile, the rest of us keep revising our American politics syllabi in the other direction.

Yep. And what's remarkable is that the betting apologists cite that as a positive attribute of the markets.

Just wildly irresponsible to report betting odds in the exact format we are conditioned to recognize as poll results.

Of course, I could have stopped after the first 7 words. But this just makes it 🥵😡

Phew! Got Tame Impala tickets.

Lower level in American Airlines Center (Dallas). First time I won't be on the floor/GA to see them -- but, given the whack-ass demand and all of the scamming, I'm grateful to be going at all.

A lot of mine have pretty good music taste too

Why not follow? Because I'm about a month behind and don't want spoilers :)

Went to the National Zoo and then to a Thai restaurant in Bethesda. We got a parking ticket.

Oh man. I haven't thought about "It's a black thing, you wouldn't understand" since like 1989. It was a big thing at my high school.

Just irredeemable dork-ass losers.

That was fantastic. Thoroughly entertaining and moving.

(My love for Puerto Rico made up for not knowing any of his songs.)

I guess there are 3 types of SB commercials:

1: AI
2: Gambling
3: An ad for something else, in which the punchline is a celebrity cameo.

Dystopatastic

"Praying it was fake."

That 4-word sentence contains so many insights into his psyche, none of them good.

This looks really cool.

Fantastic work.

Folks, be skeptical of media-bias charges (and their new media forms like shadow-banning), regardless of their valence.