Maela Cole

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

A very good MT from Paige that I like, as it references how "normalcy" to Barry = heteronormativity #367britlit

"What changes! Everything is so altered, I hardly know where I am..." reminds me of "How puzzling are these changes are! I'm never sure what I'm going to be, from one minute to another." from Alice in Wonderland. #367britlit

"Is that it, then?"
"No no no, I have to sew him up."
"Why?"
Same here, Juliette. Same here. #367britlit

Taking kidneys is all fun and games until they take your kidney #367britlit

The usage of footnotes in Lovelace and Babbage is what really drives the humor home for me. #367britlit

"So it wasn't so bad, huh? Nothing to cry about." BRO YOU FUCKING RAPED HER YOU PIECE OF SHIT DIE #367britlit

I'd be fucking done with my job too if my boss lured me into the room and tried to harvest my kidney #367britlit

say it with me: if this was such a beautiful country, people wouldn't have to sell their vital organs to stay #367britlit

he seemed chill until he violated senay #367britlit

"If you want to be like a western girl, that's what happens to western girls." AND THEN HE TOUCHES HER FACE??? AND THEN HE KEEPS TOUCHING HER??? EWWWWWW #367britlit

There seems to be a trend. The heart didn't make it to the organ trade market, though... #367britlit

CALLED IT #367britlit

Did... did that man have his kidney stolen? #367britlit

Someone tell the Pringles guy to get the FUCK out of this lobby #367britlit

GET HIS ASS JULIETTE #367britlit

Ivan making Okwe do room service is giving that one SpongeBob episode where Mr. Krabs adds Krusty Krab Pizza to the menu and makes SpongeBob and Squidward do delivery #367britlit

Okwe my dude she can't have pork #367britlit

"You have nothing. You are nothing." Okwe is repeatedly treated like shit from his fellow immigrants all because he is an illegal but in the eyes of citizens they look all the same because they're all just different types of immigrants #367britlit

"beautiful country" bro there's a whole heart in the toilet I don't think this country is as beautiful as you think #367britlit

WHAT THE FUCK WHO SHOVED A WHOLE HEART IN THERE #367britlit

you CANNOT pay me enough to clean that toilet #367britlit

dude really just said "bro you stink" #367britlit

I hope this doesn't end up like the last movie I watched that had cars in it #367britlit #eng490reference

hot take but I can respect it

"He said I was sexist and hadn't I heard of the women's liberation movement? I replied that unless he had a sex change, he was a fella last time I looked" (271).
Barry's getting "progressive" sexuality-wise, but not gender-wise. Time to put this one in my paper... #367britlit #mrloverman

I *knew* Carmel was hiding something. It was a gut feeling. Like I was thinking to myself, "there HAS to be a reason she's THIS devout, right?" I was right. #367britlit #mrloverman

MT: Barry overcompensates for his supposed "lack" of masculinity (spawned by his homosexuality) by espousing sexist attitudes to assert his power as a man. #367britlit #mrloverman

"It was her first display of domestic violence, yesterday had been her second." How much longer is Barry going to stay with Carmel? I know the odds are stacked against him especially because she sees marriage as permanent, but like... she threatened him with a *knife*. #367britlit #mrloverman

Personally, if my legal government name was Milkman, I'd also become a violent paramilitary. #367britlit #milkman