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It would be nice if this were true, but unfortunately this story is fake news. No such thing happened.

13.08.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yay!!!! I'm over the moon to see you're back! Much support to you Joy and wishing you much success. I'm looking forward to your new show. Congrats!

04.06.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yay!!! Kamala is in the Blue Sky House. β€οΈπŸ™ŒπŸ½β™₯️

08.04.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jack... Wow! Congrats and accolades... Post-Bridge looks amazing. I'm going to try it out.

30.03.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smacks of drug addled brain in a K-Hole. πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

23.02.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Outrageous! Dark times!

06.02.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You guys and that pic... both awesome!

29.12.2024 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†

14.12.2024 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a green and red speedometer with the words truth and lie on it . ALT: a green and red speedometer with the words truth and lie on it .
14.12.2024 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I couldn’t have said it any better. Funny because it’s true 🀣

14.12.2024 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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santa flying over a city with a full moon ALT: santa flying over a city with a full moon

Happy Holidays Guys. I hope you’re enjoying your time here. πŸ™πŸ½

13.12.2024 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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shaquille o'neal is holding a bottle of gold bond ultimate shampoo ALT: shaquille o'neal is holding a bottle of gold bond ultimate shampoo
12.12.2024 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†

12.12.2024 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a yellow jacket is sitting in the back seat of a car and says okurrr . ALT: a woman in a yellow jacket is sitting in the back seat of a car and says okurrr .
12.12.2024 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a girl with glasses and a skirt is kneeling down on the floor ALT: a girl with glasses and a skirt is kneeling down on the floor
12.12.2024 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a black turtleneck and necklaces is smiling and saying right and amen ALT: a woman wearing a black turtleneck and necklaces is smiling and saying right and amen
12.12.2024 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of charlie brown with the words lol good one behind him ALT: a cartoon of charlie brown with the words lol good one behind him
12.12.2024 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a sign that says no one cares is on a blue background ALT: a sign that says no one cares is on a blue background

Morning Joe is a has been that never was! Next!!

12.12.2024 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue shirt is holding three orange balls ALT: a man in a blue shirt is holding three orange balls

Lol… I hope they enjoy that orange crust caked up around their mouths. 3rd host is pointless, as far as I’m concerned they’re still fired!

12.12.2024 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

12.12.2024 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing red? Given recent unfortunate U.S. election results... You might have electile dysfunction.

10.12.2024 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†

09.12.2024 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One doesn't have to imagine... And we all know the jury verdict would've been the complete opposite of an acquittal. Outrageous!

09.12.2024 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed πŸ˜†

04.12.2024 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And the scammers are here as well. Watch out for this scammer trying to get $50 out of people with a fake $5k giveaway to first 1K followers. πŸ™„

04.12.2024 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was NOT the price of eggs πŸ™„

04.12.2024 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of them for their whole lives compensating for a specific β€œshortcoming”… in the case of the sex pest and convicted felon I believe Stormy’s recollection of his shortcoming. Now I’m going to pour bleach in my eyes. πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜†

01.12.2024 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait until they remove fluoride from the water 🀣🀣🀣

01.12.2024 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0