Draco f-uppetsofficial - Bluesky Statics

How does this work so well?

03.03.2026 16:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't see Jesus anywhere. Even if he does pops up, he is certainly going to scold the piss out of the US government.

03.03.2026 14:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

03.03.2026 14:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How do you store all of those plushies when they're not needed?

03.03.2026 04:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's hawt!

02.03.2026 21:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good day, Chance.

02.03.2026 21:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

MICROSLOP MICROSLOP MICROSLOP.

Har har har, I am evil!

02.03.2026 19:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Waluigi in the Frog Porsche from Mario Kart World. He is looking towards the horizon.

Fuck.

02.03.2026 19:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hold down the left mouse button to win Pooh's Homerun Derby!

02.03.2026 17:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happiness neurons activated.

02.03.2026 17:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pikmin's prototype!

02.03.2026 17:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Want to hear the sound of 128 Marios screaming into the void?

02.03.2026 17:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The 3DS can still access YouTube?!

02.03.2026 01:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

really one of the strangest media cycles in history, where mainstream media actively hid the fact that the columbine killers were popular upper class preppy kids with full on neo-nazi ideologies and instead pretended they were victims of bullying

26.02.2026 13:37 — 👍 2983 🔁 1233 💬 43 📌 43

Digital art of Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony saying trans rights

u said it !!!! #rainbowdash #mlp #transrights

05.11.2025 12:32 — 👍 886 🔁 287 💬 5 📌 2

Somehow remind me of Palworld.

01.03.2026 21:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now we need Iscream's POV.

01.03.2026 20:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My new acronym would be Adults Only Diaper Lover so it screams "adults only, get your petty butt lost and let us have our fun as consenting adults."

01.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@b0tster.yeag.gay, what's the best overall vehicle for Nightmare Kart's campaign?

01.03.2026 19:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

100% on the spot.

01.03.2026 16:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Giblet but not turned inside-out. I would squeeze him.

Like, look at him!

01.03.2026 01:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, I have some choice words for the militaristic.

28.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I see the advantages of piloting a mech and wearing a diaper for the same reason astronauts do it. Bonus points if the diaper is comfortable.

28.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wasn't Don Weaslo supposed to wallop Pikachu but Nintendo "didn't want their baby hurt?"

28.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Transgender Chicago man hospitalized after saving baby from drowning in Lake Michigan “I wasn’t going to let that baby die,” Lio Cundiff said.

This 30-year-old transgender man, who can’t swim, jumped into Lake Michigan after a wind gust blew a baby in a stroller into the freezing water.

He’s being called a hero. But now he has medical expenses, and people are donating to a fundraiser to support him.

www.advocate.com/news/lio-cun...

26.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 4236 🔁 2678 💬 7 📌 94

@iduckfilms.bsky.social, any thoughts on INUbis?

28.02.2026 20:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love using my own hands!

28.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I can handle an advert for a modern $100k Mercedes SL I will never own but I vomit at AI.

28.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My bro told me that Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl's Elite 4 and Cynthia were buffed to stats you'd see in competitive settings and come equipped with post-game items. Cynthia's Lucario is out for blood.

28.02.2026 19:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who's your voice claim for Boomer?

28.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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