𝑨𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒓𝒌𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅

I'm plenty aware of my surroundings.

Hmm.. that might work. Unless they decide to revolt because of that.

I'm not arresting my cats.

[ Quickly turning around and taking a few steps back. ]

You should wear a bell.

These cats are out to get me.

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[ She stared at him for a moment before looking away. ]

I'm sorry your efforts were in vain.

I think you should dedicate yourself to someone else.

Don't you have pets of your own?

Take care of yourself.

I've named one of my cats Barnabas.

I don't need someone to do all that for me. I am a capable and independent woman.

Aside from that, I never once thought to myself "I need a manicure".

No, but I can do all that.

I'm pretty sure my cats love me.

How else would I be a spinster with nine large cats?

I am not having an eneimes to lovers arc with you.

I can't fathom why.

Only for you it seems.

No can do.

No, I'm not a teenage boy.

No

What do you mean "Une phoque m'a poussé dans la douche" is "a seal pushed me in the shower"? That's not what that sounds like.

Very majestic. Like little lions.

Oh, I plan on out living all of you.

When I grow old and I'm alone, I'm leaving the house to my cats.

Maybe a boy and a girl. They're not going to be able to reproduce though.

I'll just get two to start. I think I can handle two.

Exactly. You watch things around here. I'm going to go find a place to get cats.

I think one Francis around here is enough.