Jonathan Nottingham

every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all

“Dressing room”

Hell yes. I love that stupid ass show.

I’d beat your ass if you handed me a stuffed animal after I lost

a skier yelling

a skier throwing his poles in anger

a devastated skier holding his head with both hands, a ski-rrender cobra

a skier lying down off to the side of the course and covering his face

Vermont-born Norwegian skier Atle Lie McGrath heads into the final run of the slalom with a massive half-second lead, but misses one of the first gates, hurls his poles as far as he can, and lies down off to the side of the course

Daytona 500 puts MJ above Lebron

Michael Jordan with a cigar

He heard there was a sport where petty was king and said sign me up

Joey Logano implies the existence of Joey Logoffo

This is the worst Super Bowl for a Drake since...last year

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

When do the pop tarts come out?

NBC showing their illustrious history of awesome shows and then sprinkling in Chicago Sewer, Chicago Tow Truck, Chicago Post Office and America's Got Talent

Damn straight, sickos.

Yep.

We're overdue for Pony remix on this app

kenneth walker has that in the zone rb thing going right now where he's running like he's made of knives

my best strategy for dealing with Kenneth Walker III would be yelling "now I say stop all that nonsense now" in the most Foghorn Leghorn accent I could muster

major record labels in the early 1990s

Nate Burleson in a grey suit holding a mic in mittens with a black hat that looks furry and is turned up in front

Nate looking like Jamiroquai

lines crooked as hell, good for him

looks like the guy snowblowing the lines might've gotten into a few hot toddies

It was awful before the snow. At least it’s funny now.

A nurse. A researcher. A helper.

Hell yeah, brother!

Dudes who shit their pants in big situations stick together

thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv

I knew a guy who would get ranch dressing mix and instead of mixing it w mayo he's mix it w ranch dressing, creating what he called Super Ranch

The @poptartsbowl.com "honored the legacy" of the previously eaten pop tarts at the last 2 bowl games by giving jackets to cardboard pictures of them, poorly.

Greatest thing ever streamed poorly to the internet. A+. Sports is back. www.instagram.com/poptartsbowl...

juice kiffin without a checkmark

lane kiffin without a checkmark

ole miss immediately yanked the blue checks from lane kiffin and his dog

I seriously have no idea why you’d hire Pat Fitzgerald. He wasn’t a playcaller or strategic mind, his whole schtick was selling Northwestern Culture because he played there, and then it turns out that culture featured a brutal atmosphere of sexual hazing