The time is right to make new friends.
The time is right to make new friends.
16.11.2025 03:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
16.11.2025 01:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Unix is the worst operating system; except for all others.
-- Berry Kercheval
Unix is the worst operating system; except for all others.
-- Berry Kercheval
16.11.2025 00:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BOFH Excuse #102:
Power company testing new voltage spike (creation) equipment
BOFH Excuse #102:
Power company testing new voltage spike (creation) equipment
15.11.2025 23:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is
not worth sending.
Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is
not worth sending.
15.11.2025 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife in the shoulder blades will seriously
cramp his style.
No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife in the shoulder blades will seriously
cramp his style.
15.11.2025 21:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
- DDD no longer requires the librx library. Consequently, librx
errors can no more cause DDD to crash.
-- DDD
- DDD no longer requires the librx library. Consequently, librx
errors can no more cause DDD to crash.
-- DDD
15.11.2025 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Linux - Where do you want to fly today?
-- Unknown source
Linux - Where do you want to fly today?
-- Unknown source
15.11.2025 19:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BOFH Excuse #144:
Too few computrons available.
BOFH Excuse #144:
Too few computrons available.
15.11.2025 17:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.
You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.
15.11.2025 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh, so there you are!
Oh, so there you are!
15.11.2025 14:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.
15.11.2025 13:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BOFH Excuse #258:
That's easy to fix, but I can't be bothered.
BOFH Excuse #258:
That's easy to fix, but I can't be bothered.
15.11.2025 12:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
-- Alexander Woolcott
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
-- Alexander Woolcott
15.11.2025 11:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.
-- W. C. Fields
Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.
-- W. C. Fields
15.11.2025 09:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
<igor> Hah! we have 2 Johnie Ingrams in the channel :)
<igor> Hey all btw :)
<igor> Hah! we have 2 Johnie Ingrams in the channel :)
<igor> Hey all btw :)
15.11.2025 08:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BOFH Excuse #285:
Telecommunications is upgrading.
BOFH Excuse #285:
Telecommunications is upgrading.
15.11.2025 06:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You will lose an important disk file.
You will lose an important disk file.
15.11.2025 05:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BOFH Excuse #431:
Borg implants are failing
BOFH Excuse #431:
Borg implants are failing
15.11.2025 03:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
HOST SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING, PROBABLY DOWN. DO YOU WANT TO WAIT? (Y/N)
HOST SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING, PROBABLY DOWN. DO YOU WANT TO WAIT? (Y/N)
15.11.2025 02:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to anger.
Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to anger.
15.11.2025 01:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
-- Gilb
Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
-- Gilb
15.11.2025 00:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Someone on IRC was very sad about the uptime of his machine wrapping
from 497 days to 0.
-- linux-kernel
Someone on IRC was very sad about the uptime of his machine wrapping
from 497 days to 0.
-- linux-kernel
14.11.2025 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I've always made it a solemn practice to never drink anything stronger
than tequila before breakfast.
-- R. Nesson
I've always made it a solemn practice to never drink anything stronger
than tequila before breakfast.
-- R. Nesson
14.11.2025 21:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh, so there you are!
Oh, so there you are!
14.11.2025 20:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BOFH Excuse #135:
You put the disk in upside down.
BOFH Excuse #135:
You put the disk in upside down.
14.11.2025 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BOFH Excuse #383:
Your processor has taken a ride to Heaven's Gate on the UFO behind Hale-Bopp's comet.
BOFH Excuse #383:
Your processor has taken a ride to Heaven's Gate on the UFO behind Hale-Bopp's comet.
14.11.2025 17:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
-- Jimmy Cannon
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
-- Jimmy Cannon
14.11.2025 16:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If you can read this, you're too close.
If you can read this, you're too close.
14.11.2025 15:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I wish you were a Scotch on the rocks.
I wish you were a Scotch on the rocks.
14.11.2025 14:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
