Wagner

Oh, well. He doesn't have the Midas touch after all.

I miss these conversation starters 😇 Good to see you here, Mr Dingle.

Damn it. Should have listened to myself back in February. The past 9 months have flown by.

Might earn him a stand-up ovation.

Deplorables

Always ahead of the curve 👏👏👏

I'll raise one to his memory as well, if you don't mind.

Heck, I'll include my dad in there as well. RIP both dads.

Bookshop: Buy books online. Support local bookstores. An online bookstore that financially supports local independent bookstores and gives back to the book community.

Bookshop is having its anti-Prime sale. Free shipping on everything. Go buy some books! bookshop.org

In fairness, it sounds like AI wrote that headline.

That or @nytimespitchbot

What we need is a printer that self-defenestrates at the first message of "we detected a non-original cartridge installed".

#SavedYouAJob

"Don't F... with the Jesus" 😂😂😂 Great show.

You are Nostradamus and I claim my $5.00

😢

If I know anything about Brazilians (being one for decades), they will ALL greet him enthusiastically and warmly 😇🥰🥳

This series will be ex-pun-entially better than any other! 😂

I can't stop looking at that single-sized bed.

Congratulations.

Herbert

We can probably agree that that they are the king of all humans, yes 😇

Snoop, the gorgeous Bernese Mountain dog eating a puppuccino.

Darth, honey and bees are probably the best thing nature has to offer us. They are so amazing.

My missus used to be a beekeeper and the more I learn about bees the more amazed I am.

Here's a picture of Snoop eating a puppuccino as a timeline cleanser

The Infinite Monkey Cage - Series 30 - What a Gas! - Dave Gorman, Mark Miodownik and Lucy Carpenter - BBC Sounds Brian Cox and Robin Ince diffuse themselves into the intriguing world of gasses

I want to know why is it that took me my lifetime to find out that pure water (that's pure H₂O) freezes at -42° C (-43.6°F for you other heathens). #MindBlown www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

I used to ask for a hot chocolate milk at Waffle House.

They'd say: Do you want a hot chocolate or a chocolate milk.

I know it's hard to understand when they sell chocolate milk and access to a microwave, but it f***ed their minds! 😂

Local elections 2024: Dogs at polling stations People in England and Wales are voting today - some with the very best in canine company.

Yes, yes, but do NBC, CBS or ABC have a DEDICATED page for Dogs at Polling Stations in America??? I bet you don't and @darthbluesky.bsky.social should have that law changed!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pict...

I wonder how Trump supporters would react to seeing this at their poling station: www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk...

WHO IS BLASTING 4'33" OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT!?

Psion 5 FTW!

I wouldn't know.

Deleted my account.

FTG!

They should start a "please submit your sins by email" service.

Will achieve similar results (and I speak as a Catholic).

LOL. Wonder how many will notice.

AI is deceased.

They should stress the fact that it's unlikely TFG will be able to stay on the platform from jail.

Just to be cautious, I mean.

$1Billion of his worth gone, just like that.

The problem is that even if it drops to 10% or the original value, he still stands to make $300 million without ever spending a dime.