murphy 🕷️

hi everypony

bought the overwatch sanrio collab bundle i love being an adult with money

how do u work in hospitality and not have substance issues that’s the real q

i love working in hospitality and being in denial about my substance abuse 😝🫶🏻

sweet!! i do that occasionally at a certain place near me for swallows as there’s usually a nest near by and they’ll fly overhead a bit. i use the app to learn different bird calls because i love birdwatching ^_^

yes!!!!

i love using my bird app while at my allotment

yupyupppp

truly

banger after banger

slipknot self titled album is just sooo good

that impending doom feeling when you know your shift at work is gonna be fucking hell

working on bar purely so i can watch the rugby lol

i am in love

finally got a new phone 😭 rip yellow iphone 11 you served me so well

if tes6 ever releases todd howard will make skyrim the dlc

MY DEMONIAS ARE HEREEE YAAAYAY

new month new #promosky 🪽

hi i am murphy i like oddities , gardening and videogames such as

- silent hill
- overwatch ( masters )
- cyberpunk
- rdr2
- elder scrolls
- fnaf
- the legend of zelda
- stardew valley

the flow state me and my kitchen manager enter when we talk about how our music taste is better than everyone else’s

every so often i just get casual family lore drops from my father who never really says anything about his life . the funniest thing is this isn’t the craziest thing he’s told me either

i’ve always known im quarter russian but finding out i have a fuck ton of relatives there i’ve never met is smth else 💀

they keep doing it and she keeps telling them to shut up but it’s so funny im sorry

trying to work behind the bar and a table with 3 kids keep doing the 6 7 thing and their mum is so mad it’s fucking sending me 😭😭😭😭

potentially getting a dog soon 🥹🖤 eeeeep

bob burger

that is still a really weird thing to be so heated over, especially online when you’re assuming someone’s first language is english. it’s pretty easy to just not let it bother you, spelling errors happen and you don’t need to make it your life mission to police it

vessel by twenty one pilots still hits in 2026 sorry

weird of them to ‘get tired’ by spelling errors, english is my first language and i sometimes get spellings wrong, shit happens & it’s weird for people to get so worked up over it. deffo a sign they need to touch grass and put their phone down for a bit

hey babe, what’s your sign?

mogu mogu lychee i love you very much