Detritus

Oh she’s a natural.
My contribution this year. Although I kinda want them

A shirt!😂 not sure sparkles would simuit me though

Are you ill?

You have rules?!

Yeah that’ll be it. And there was me wondering how I can stick sequins all over something 😂

By chilled you mean drunk?

Trying to figure out what I have that’s sparkly🤔

We all need a bit of sparkle innit

My daughter got this last year. $4 from Temu

I’ve got Mrs D’s sorted and goddaughters. Every Christmas we do a game called shitmas. Think secret Santa but you’re limited to $10 and the winner is the person that bought the ahittest gift

What you have to ask yourself is why?😂
Tbf I have trouble getting excited about Christmas. It doesn’t feel right in the middle of summer and there’s a good chance I will be working it anyway

On my first of a few days off. Going to be a busy one but it’s not work so it’s good.

Dry angry on here today. Think I will come back when everyone chills the fuck out

This is why I buy new ones every year

Great when drinking

Buckaroo

Proud dad moment.

Add a fir tree or a manger and it’ll be fine.

It really is compelling despite everything. I put it on for background and got nothing done

Started watch Hijack now I’m hooked but I was going to have an early night🙄

Glad you remembered

Missed seeing your stuff. Absolutely fantastic

Mice taking down antler cat with sharpened candy canes

One slip and he’s as close as you can ever get.

Some things are not fit for public consumption.

That was the edited version 😂

😂

There where sleighs and Christmas lights🤷‍♂️

Just seemed too clumsy.

The worse thing is. I think he does get it but he’s trying to get a ride out of her because he thinks he can be the next Piers Morgan.