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In the 1997 dystopian scifi film Gattaca, rapid DNA testing is used to determine social class and job eligibility. In 2026 UK, women wanting to participate in athletics must pay a £185 gender tax to take part in a genetic lottery where some will be ineligble due to previously unknown chromosones.

Heartwarming:

Absolutely devastated to have to deliver this news.

I have loved working at BuzzFeed so much but I have to stand up for what I believe in.

Please DO NOT send hate to anyone!

If anything changes regarding this, I will let you know.

Work in progress sketch of me and my friends dressed as Dragon Ball Characters, Me as Bulma, TechnoFlare as Yamcha, JoniiVee as Launch, and Daroachie with a piece of paper taped to his shirt with "Goku" written on it.

*cooking intensifies*

I know so many people whose lives would begin to stabilise if they got a $3k cheque.

Hi hello just QRPing some info abt this coming in from the other site. This news is fake, it was a hallucination.

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like what the fuck am I supposed to do about this bro its fucking dog water right now

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What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

intended result of tax lobbying: "i hate taxes. i'm gonna vote republican" actual result of tax lobbying: "i am going to crucify the CEO of turbo tax"

having a bad day. gonna make it even worse by filing taxes

christofascism must be destroyed. if they wanna meet their maker so bad, they can leave us out of it.

Lot of people being real defeatist about LLM news today and acting like you lost when you can just put that energy to mocking companies and organisations that use any kind of genAI and shame the fuck out of them. They hate that and it’s easy to do. Try inventing more words for them to ban!!

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue appears on the scene as Green is glaring at a failed crafts project, which has been utterly mangled beyond recognition. Blue: What's wrong? Green: The jute rope basket I've been trying to weave fell apart. Blue sits down opposite of Green, also looking at the mangled basket attempt. Blue: The one that was shedding needly fibers everywhere? Green: Yep. Blue continues looking at the failed basket as Green raises his head to look at Blue incredulously. Blue: Aw, sorry to hear that. Green: Why? You hated that thing. Blue looks back up, and both foxes look at each other calmly. Blue: Just because I'm glad that it's gone doesn't mean I can't be sorry that you lost it.

a painting of a man lifting a sylveon by the armpits

Long, firm, tubular body, DEEP blue eyes, really wonderful expression. he is so calm, confident, really in charge here. Big, bouncy ears, perfectly set, a slender, whippy tail, and of course, those smooth, vibrant ribbons. Best in show.

Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller. First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk. Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it. Logger: Sure. Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place. Nancy: I'm mad at him.

Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.

A photograph of cartoon drawing of a dog holding a leash in their mouth, pinned to a bulletin board. Text above and below them reads “DIY Dog Walking- Exactly What You’d Expect.”

An infographic with a dark green background. At the top, large stylized text reads “YOU DON’T KNOW GAMING.” In the center is a comic panel featuring Jon Talbain. Below the image, white pixelated text reads: "Jon Talbain from Darkstalkers makes me feel funny." At the bottom is the text “YOUDONTKNOWGAMING.BSKY.SOCIAL.”

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Florida just cut off HIV meds for 16,000 people.

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yeah i bet

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

My hope one day is to learn crochet and use the pokemon crochet book, a really thick yarn, and big hook to make a life-sized dragonite

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A digital drawing of author Maia Kobabe, a white nonbinary person with short brown hair wearing a patterned blue shirt, who scowls while holding up a copy of eir book GENDER QUEER: A MEMOIR. Maia is saying: H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban my books, and any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps and say: NO ON H.R. 7661!

H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban all my books, & any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps & say: NO ON H.R. 7661!