Jay Kirell

Pretty soon you’ll be able to milk that thing.

Every now and then Gizmo has a completely smooth, cylindrical poop like his butthole is a civil war rifle.

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He’s half Italian.

Chris Columbus, the screenwriter/director who gave the world Gremlins and Goonies.

You won’t even have to change the name.

From what I’ve seen that’s already the majority of protesters.

What we need are young people. The folks out protesting seem like they’re well-experienced at protesting going back to, at least, the Iraq war protests 20+ years ago and some back to Vietnam.

Also who has a spare dungeon in this economy?

*plot twist*

Bone spurs keep you out of heaven too.

Look at that journalism.

Peak jets football.

Justin Fields had more yards in sacks (55) than passing (45).

I’ve watched football for 35 years and I’ve never seen that.

Ugh. This fucking team is ridiculous.

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Justin Fields:

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Everyone aged 35+

Oh I’ve seen this one before.

Still beats a six-mile run.

There are lots of sincere reasons people have for joining the military.

All of them are second to “because it pays money.”

I’ll say this about not paying troops.

I was in Afghanistan during the first shutdown and the most Obama-hating redneck country boy would-be MAGA chuds in my platoon were the most vocal about putting down their rifles and not doing *anything* if they weren’t getting paid.

You know why.

Because if they did come November Republicans will run ads about how Democrats are siding with criminals and swing district dems - who by nature are gonna be more moderate - are gonna side with the folks wearing uniforms bc swing district Dems run away from the national party.

The public doesn’t want to be informed. If it did PBS would be the highest rated network.

The public wants to lay on the couch and watch entertainment. It just happens to be entertained by politics.

You know things are going great when an Australian wrestling audience boos the American national anthem.

Found a mushroom in the park and I’m not sure if it’s the edible, psychedelic, or deadly type.

They build spud missiles.

Peacemaker kinda started strong and then fizzled out. Felt like the whole season could have been a two-hour movie.

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Mets and Phillies this year:

His Wikipedia bio lists him as “54 or 55” like he was born before they had official birth records.

Let’s do that hockey!

Trump take Halloween candy.

Also don’t have crazy stalker fans.

I don’t know, I think it’s a pretty low bar that the potential “Joe Rogan of the left” not be a misogynistic antisemitic animal abuser.