Samwise

a quick study of Equestrian portrait of Louis XIV but he's on a red shrimp instead of a white horse

A quick study of Equestrian portrait of Louis XIV

I took some shrimperties 🦐

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

freaks (affectionate, enthusiastic, beaming, radiating)

"WEBSITE FOR 38 YEAR OLDS" in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

I guess.

Yep

I haven’t twitch streamed since my early 20s but I can’t imagine it’s changed much in the intervening years. 👍

You saying “seeing” as though you read it somewhere and I did not say it out loud in your presence

Wow I do not fucking remember posting this.

Looks at the timestamp. Ah. 4am. I see.

this morning i learned that a variety reporter thought “They not like us” meant “They don’t like us” this entire time.

i’ve been sitting in silence since then.

I. Thinking of the future again. Bc I feel like I have a future to look forward to.

Observations I’ve made. Since starting daily childcare job about a month ago.

I’m much kinder to myself about my disabilities and how they impact my life.

I am always thinking about lessons I might be able to teach, once my students respect me. All the time now

I think once I have the time and space to do weaving again, I’m going to start making niche pride flag plaids for limited sale in small yardage.

Surely SCA nerds would appreciate this existing, yes? Or am I just underestimating how many such creators exist in any local SCA kingdom

I guess it’s really gazing longingly at them from across the ocean of the sea of followers that they will likely not recognize me in lol.

Hey can I be added as well?

Like I have no idea how you feel about me but I kinda miss interacting with you?

Extremely weird relationship to have with someone. Especially a whole group of people as u start over late on a new platform

Whoops

Sometimes I feel really bad abt internet mutualships that I didn’t nurture lovingly like a baby bird and therefore lost in webbedsite shifts as I gaze longingly at their now several tens of thousands followerships on new platforms

I’m gonna do it with an episode of like. Gumball I think.

Probably gonna show the clip where the budget runs out. That’s a classic.

Ie: the shit one of my college professors would do when they forgot to account for something in a lesson plan and had a free day, like if everyone finished a project early and we did the critique a week in advance of the curriculum.

Anyways I have to take charge of my classroom and actually start Teaching things this week and that’s kinda scary!

We’re gonna start with a child-simplified version of some of my favorite types of animation lectures:

Frame by frame brake downs of whole episodes of tv shows.

when you see a big girl with broad shoulders and unshaved legs and shittily applied makeup like she just started doing it for the first time three months ago and a voice like the faggiest bitch on the planet you should be doing this

Art of a ragged, bruised woman with a facial covering over an eye. She's smoking and drinking and looks hazy and satisfied. She's saying "Oh yeah haha I like getting the guys at the bar to suck each other off in the bathroom and let me record it. I tell them that if they do it I'll let them take me home but I never actually do haha"

k19 why are you like this
#flowersteel

Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy. Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It must be stopped.

The ACLU petition still hasn't reached it's signature goal? WHAT? That needs to change now. 200k signatures is nothing, let's GET IT. AT LEAST!
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...

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Oh cool look! Like in Zelda! A Fairy FountaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I think this bag is fake.

Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides.

This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.

The top edge of the bag has black edge dressing crossing into the stitching.

The edge dressing on the handle is not even.

More sloppy edge dressing across the top of the bag.

Sloppy edge dressing almost guarantees it's fake.

Cora Harrington tweets: "The spouse of someone in the counterfeit handbag subreddit (RepLadies) lost their Global Entry for importing a replica. Steep price to pay for wanting a designer bag. I think sometimes people forget that counterfeits are actually illegal, even if most don’t get caught."

Me on the phone: "Hello Kash Pat—"

*clears throat*

Me, but this time in Yosemite Sam's voice so no one suspects I'm an immigrant: "Well, consarn it, HELLO there, Kash Patel! I got me a rip-roarin’, rootin’-tootin’ case that’s hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch!”