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guy online

@guyonline.bsky.social

I like talking about star wars and movies with my friends πŸ™‚πŸ‘

6,474 Followers  |  144 Following  |  48 Posts  |  Joined: 06.05.2023
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a great sign of a popular product is when you have to inflate your DAUs by making the whole world click on it by accident

28.04.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the fact that β€œAI Mode” is now where β€œAll” used to be, so you accidentally click on it out of habit is so evil

28.04.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was good until I saw this

10.03.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Katie

10.03.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t think people understand how bad things have gotten on the Twitter For You Page

08.02.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 333    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10

been reading it on my phone which feels Poetic

01.12.2024 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you NEED to see Conclave one of the Pope candidates is addicted to hitting the Penjamin

25.11.2024 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pretty gay

17.11.2024 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe Project 2025 will be really good. we just don’t know. we should give him a chance.

17.11.2024 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

how do bluesky users feel about Star Wars: Episode VII – The Last Jedi (2017)

22.10.2024 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 3

say what you will about Elon but at least he fixed the bot problem!

18.10.2024 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what’s the point of this app if there are no conservative freaks to gawk at

18.10.2024 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

hello friend

17.10.2024 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

did they make this place good yet

17.10.2024 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

what? no

02.09.2023 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

decided to open this app on a whim just now and it took me 3 minutes in the Discover tab to hit the furry porn so I would say no

02.09.2023 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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how do they remember to breathe

02.07.2023 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

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01.07.2023 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

star wars

01.07.2023 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

you’ll spend $5 on a latte yet you won’t spend $1 to read a tweet??

01.07.2023 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

whassup

01.07.2023 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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he spent $44,000,000,000 to make this dream a reality

01.07.2023 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

do I have to go to jail

22.06.2023 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

can we say cisgender on here

22.06.2023 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

? She’s a child

13.05.2023 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

why do they need to see me. I don’t have shingles. I’m 26.

11.05.2023 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

shes intelligent and oh so secksy

10.05.2023 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s true though. I am definitely not a pervert.

09.05.2023 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you for that measured compliment

09.05.2023 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that to bring the the bit to the next level we should skeet about how Surgeon was right and Dr. Han was wrong

09.05.2023 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0