James W

I was livid when I realised how good it felt to hit protein macros.

What did I mean by this

Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique in one of those bad X-Men movies saying “you might want to think about changing the name to Mothwoman”

If her twin turns out to be alive and the secret seventh Yōtei I will combust.

Sad Mum Games incoming

It’ll just be a teaser for the Galaxy movie. That’s baby Rosalina before she was accidentally blipped into space, it’ll be revealed she lived in the burbs outside of Brooklyn when Mario was a kid or something.

I remember when the lyrics for TPD leaked and I balked at the chocolate bar shit, then it was a highlight of the album for me. Art is emotional context!

There’s a lemon behind that rock!

I truly don’t remember Tsushima struggling with this

Sorry just again on the horses thing; the game’s opening explicitly establishes Atsu’s relationship with her horse but one of the earliest quests has two fully saddled up new ones appear from thin air to make sure gamers get their contractually obligated Choice. I’m losing my mind.

Correct

Cinematic is when you have the black bars.

Okay but it is objectively funny that Sucker Punch arbitrarily hits the letterboxing button every time you ride a horse in Ghost of Yōtei.

Deeply unserious stuff.

The journey I’ve gone on with Babylon from “this is garbage” to “individual scenes are kinda excellent” to “yearly rewatch, perhaps” should be studied.

What a way to go though

Still the definitive Elden Ring fan work imo

Citadel and storm

You know my vision better than my eyesight
You know I kill 'em like I'm playing Fortnite
You know my skin is glittering, Twilight

I have impeccable taste, it’s a curse.

Technically watched Borderlands like two weeks ago, just needed a fourth for the post but having to remember I watched Borderlands was effectively the same art whiplash as above.

She won’t be ignored! #LastFourWatched 🐇

the protomen act iii is real???? in 2026??????? what the fuck is next joe zombie episode 7

The answer is no.

I’ve been waiting for these posts. Though I am higher on Poets than you.

lmao

It’s called Forbidden Siren because you’re forbidden from making a game that cool again

The “I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty” meme edited to say “I can excuse genocide but I draw the line at price rises”

Game Pass hey

EA says sword of Damocles ‘largely ornamental’

We better all post about it

punch up today, you've earned it