Ken "xanderK" Smith

Crybaby shit from MacKinnon and Cooper in the aftermath. Sad to see.

They built a team to beat the Canadians 2-1 and they did that.

But they could've built a team that won 4-1 and confusingly did not.

Well mission accomplished I guess.

Jack was the best forward for the USA by a mile.

THAT'S MY FUCKING BOY

Now it feels like they're trying to win 1-1, which I can tell you will not work.

Looks like the US was trying to win 1-0 for the last 10 minutes and that's what you get.

It's been tough to feel good about my country lately but I'm not going to let that nonsense ruin today.

#USA! #USA!

I appreciate this attitude and love Rosa but I think she very much has a lot to prove in this comeback.

Ahem.

See the thing is that when you build your team to try and win a 2-1 game against Canada, it becomes harder to crush other teams that you should easily outskill.

CAW CAW CAW

I propose that the crowd chants "CAW CAW" when the Brawling Birds come to the ring, a la Brodie King barks.

Love Ciampa coming in and them making him look like an absolutely fucking monster for two weeks. Losing a barnburner to Fletcher makes him look EVEN BETTER. He's made in AEW.

Wrestling is cool. Watch wrestling. Especially this wrestling.

Perfect gimmick for Andrade and they're making him look like an absolute superstar in the ring as well. Excellent work by AEW.

The timing is indefensible but this trade is basically Bjugstad for pretty much nothing and maybe he's a solid 4th liner next year.

Least lucky team in the entire history of the sport. It's actually unbelievable.

So often I think to myself, "This team couldn't possibly get more unlucky, right?"

And then stuff like that happens.

Referees absolutely swallowing their whistles in favor of the Oilers late in the 3rd. Nothing to see here.

This entire run by the Oilers started because of a sequence where there was 4-5 bounces that went against the Devils in a 10 second period.

Allen standing on his head in response, so that's good but it's crazy how sometimes we just get insanely unlucky for no reason sometimes.

Dreamer evidently has no memory of Cody on the indies and in NJPW, when he was an excellent heel.

Nico totally went up to Hayton and said "Nice job idiot" and Hayton tried to fight him. Hilarious.

We actually don't need to score goals to win. It's fine.

Fucking morons.

If he couldn't get Quinn (which I understand the road blocks), there HAD TO have been another trade already. This is a stupid season in the East and while everyone is still alive, getting ANY help could've gotten us entrenched in a playoff position. It's inexcusable.

I don't understand what the fuck Keefe is supposed to do here. Team was a wagon for the first month of the season, everyone got hurt and now the entire roster can't score and can't get a single bounce to go their way.

Fitz is a different story.

The problem when absolutely everything goes against you is that eventually the players say "what's the point of trying if nothing is going to work out anyway"

Least lucky team in the entire universe.

Devils get a single bounce challenge: Impossible

Love Sheldon Keefe. Says we might get some bodies back and proceeds to add an entire top line.