Office of Delusional Affairs

The office begs you all to remember

Just going to leave this here…

The office supports the amazing Ukrainian people. 4 years in spite of the odds.
Slava Ukraini! Heroyam Slava

Heroyam Slava

Can’t find an over/under bet anywhere but since it will be over 2 hours, unless there is Devine intervention, I’m will to bet he glitches and says it more than 6 times in a 4 minute time period. Hoping for an intervention personally

Heroyam Slava

The office applauds;
Four years. Still standing. 🇺🇦
Slava Ukraini! Heroyam Slava

The office should post this weekly until… well until

Bravo, sir, bravo

The office will never forget

Office Briefing:

Emergency powers ≠ permanent authority.

Reframing limits as empowerment is not a legal argument.
It’s a stress test on separation of powers.

Courts doing their job is not a crisis.

Office Briefing:

Emergency powers ≠ permanent authority.
Reframing limits as empowerment is not a legal argument.
It’s a stress test on separation of powers.

Courts doing their job is not a crisis.

The office dug this one one back out. Seems appropriate again.
25th in 26!

The office Hypocrisy Check.
If “clear congressional authorization” mattered yesterday, it must matter today.
Consistency isn’t partisan. It’s constitutional.

Boom boom chicky chicky boom boom, my fine fried feathered friend.
Not so sure about the awesome part, ear worm aside.

Oh crap, now I’ve got that damn “Chitty Chitty bang bang” song clunky around in my head with “chicky chicky boom boom” lyrics like a hungover Weird Al.

Here’s a thought

The office feels that since tRump has declared himself innocent, he shouldn’t mind releasing the remaining trumpstein files, right?

The office feels those flashpoint vibes. wonder if the regime does?
This isn’t about perfection.
It’s about legitimacy.
When power acts without consequence, it keeps pushing.
Accountability is the line

The office feels that lowering standards for power doesn’t create stability. It creates permission.

What I found odd was he stated he “took his wife and kids and nannies” to the island; then he said he left the island “with his wife and kids” did they leave the nannies that Epstein expressed interest in?
Just curious