J.White, Bernice Moisthole Award Winner

yes and thank you for the excuse to share one of my all-time favorite tweets (from @longwall26.bsky.social)

Milwaukee Film buys Downer Theatre, launches restoration campaign “Owning the Downer Theatre is a dream-come-true for Milwaukee Film.”

Milwaukee Film buys Downer Theatre, launches restoration campaign

welcome to the WarnerParamount+ app, your home for every movie kathryn bigelow can pitch to the DoD. i'm your AI help bot, basedy. i'm not one of those woke chatbots. you wanna watch the sopranos again? i have a version that adjusted the volume level so the homophobia is louder than the rest

the real question is

how can the nationals best serve the lord

I’m actually not sure we can come back from “prediction markets for war crimes”, as a society. I think this might be it for us.

Nope. We don't have to do this. The courageous act would be to refuse. Jingoist slop like this is an enormous factor in why the US has been terrorizing the world for decades. There are no heroes bombing Iran.

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

retire you dusty old bitch

i was 11 years old on 9/11. i've spent pretty much the entirety of the life that i can remember living under the fallout of that. i hate it.

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

And amazing that this is the guy who once twote this

Not to be a bitch but after watching this video I have concluded this bird seems dumb as hell. Don’t dig around in your own torso, pull out one of your own feathers, drop it, and then look at ME like “What happened.” Like do we NEED a tall duck?

Ellen popped up in a YouTube reel on my friend’s phone the other day and my friend did not believe me when I said “Wait, I know them!”

it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails.

it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.

refusing to greet my coworkers by their first names and instead using:

- boss
- big dog
- slime

this has a one hundred percent hit rate so far

Me and the lads in the Heliopic Brotherhood of Ra are staging a heist to steal this. And yep, we're gonna smoke it.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people local newspaper reporters are rarified elites instead of ink-stained wretches driving their Honda Civic to a crime scene so you know don’t have to rely on Nextdoor and the police press release.

this is a really good tongue twister

the psychic damage this is dealing me right now

hey, so, it's our responsibility to laugh/boo/chase these people out of every room they try bringing this stuff into. ai art is an oxymoron, and the people who peddle the technology and product are charlatans who should be treated as such

Howard Dean's "BYAH" sometimes slips out while gaming, if i'm being honest

New Day

very very very much looking forward to this show in may at cactus club. liz is just such a stellar live performer.

Continuing my one-man quest to gently suggest baseball follows for the new season. Chrystal here is wonderful, funny, self-deprecating and watches/writes about/podcasts White Sox baseball. She’s…she’s seen some sh t.

Logan Henderson on the mound and Jesus Made in the starting lineup, time for me to be extra annoying

going to start working “foible” into every day conversation. supremely under-utilized word

absolutely. mischievous and clever, but in a cartoonish and entertaining way.

i’m not sure what this says about me

if someone said i was Tom and Jerry brained i would take it as a compliment

these people hate humanity and have cronies laughing and nodding along to every little piece of pseudo-intellectual slop that falls out of their mouths.