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Dolph Stallone

@dolphstallone.bsky.social

Everton FC, Memphis Grizzles, Memphis Tigers. Live in Memphis, TN. Married, 3 sons. Work on planes. Enjoy a good steak, sushi and a good whiskey. Love date nights with my bride

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Villa bottle jobs again today. Regardless of whether we make Europe next season or not, I'm for the most part pleased with how we've done as a whole so far this season.

04.03.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We laid the blueprint for a 10 man squad to beat United.

04.03.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Newcastle better not celebrate too much... Fergie time incoming.

04.03.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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*most popular clubs being protected. Also...

04.03.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#UTFT we're on the up. Too many years we haven't had this safety or position this late in the season. Long may it continue!

03.03.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You missed this golden GIF opportunity...

03.03.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have a better record than all but the top 3 over the past 5 matches. LET THAT SINK IN BLUES! #UTFT

03.03.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Him, Branthwaite and Illiman all top drawer signings. The loan of JG was excellent, with the unfortunate injury.

03.03.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet by @covie_93
Good thing Congress isn't alive to see this.
9:18 AM β€’ 2/28/26

Tweet by @covie_93 Good thing Congress isn't alive to see this. 9:18 AM β€’ 2/28/26

28.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a thought- has anyone, including myself, realized that maybe Moyes didn't play Myko the past few matches due to what might be going on in Ukraine? I think we need to keep that in mind.

02.03.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hang it in the Louvre. Save of the season.

01.03.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Neighbors and friends are lovely. You have been gifted one here and that's awesome. But you better start cooking the pot of scouse in return now. It's only fair

01.03.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry for this sudden loss to you and your family, I wish peace and love upon your family.

01.03.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't tell him we're 8th after all these relegation battles.

01.03.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is absolutely epic trolling level by Barry. We need to keep his backside scoring self in the squad. And Beto too. 3-4-2-2. I know it's a crazy formation; but I think crazy is what can get us into Europe.

01.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My son and his fiancee cleaned the leaves off the patio without being asked. @blueace1878.bsky.social your turn buddy

01.03.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

28.02.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6082    πŸ” 2054    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 123

It's @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social child, we can only wrap our arms around him pray for Brian and his wool child with a hair style from 1985.

01.03.2026 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey I'm all in the tush push or the flat out booty bump. Up The Toffees! #UTFT

28.02.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Alright

Alright

Alright, alright, alright.

28.02.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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So how's everyone else's FPL going this week so far?

28.02.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yes, he's trolling the geordies. F them, Up the Effing Toffees!

28.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice leaving one on Gordon

28.02.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make some subs now!

28.02.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What in the holy hell is this? I'm getting a sense of..

28.02.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Get in! Leicester are hopefully going down.

28.02.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get in Norwich! Fuck Leicester into relegation.

28.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0