Sara Romanoski

What I wouldn’t give to be able to remove my limbs and blow in my joints like a Nintendo cartridge to get them working again

Why does it feel like every single person was dressed as a character from KPop Demon Hunters for Halloween this year

Gilmore Girls literally feels like being wrapped in a warm hug while playing in a pile of leaves as it gently snows and there is a bonfire with hot cocoa

Happy Anniversary to my first Halloween, also known as The Halloween Blizzard of ‘91™️

a man in a suit and tie is carrying a pot ALT: a man in a suit and tie is carrying a pot

I brought “Monster Guts” (chili) to the Halloween potluck at work today and was WAYYY too close to a Kevin moment for my liking

I’m sorry but the twilight soundtrack unironically slaps

Guess what? Tomorrow is finally Friday! For real this time

Work, heath, and vibes have been awful lately, but today, I came in to flowers, cards, and treats from the sweetest, kindest coworkers anyone could ask for, in honor of my coming out anniversary, which I don’t know how they knew about. I fully forgot it was today, but I am SO grateful to be here. 🖤🌈

I just learned that Rhupus Syndrome (people diagnosed with Lupus SLE and Rheumatoid Arthritis) is so rare that its prevalence is only .09%

So, anyway, I’m basically in the Guinness Book of World Records.

Right! 🫠 Good news, today isn’t Monday anymore and we won’t have another one this week!

I’m watching a CLE and the presenter is being extraordinarily flippant about the First Amendment. I fucking hate it here.

Today was so long and draining I just said to myself, “at least tomorrow is Friday”

Spoiler alert. . .it is not.

Fall is cozy procedural season

A haunted house but it’s just being trapped in your own chronically ill body with no escape

@KivanBay Dog people always act like dogs are so much better than cats but as a cat person just wanna say that you never see cats working with the cops

That’s gorgeous!!

someone holding up sign that says 'i'm not in your book club - i don't give a f*ck what the bible says

#protestsigns

The scene where Stevie cries when she finds out that David and Patrick are engaged just punches me in the guts every time

Why did someone wake up one day and say, “what if I invented cold, alcoholic tomato soup with snacks in it and called it a Bloody Mary”

WHY ARE THERE FIREWORKS OUTSIDE ON OCTOBER 25TH

I thought I was free until NYE

In honor of the occasion, I’ve been listening to it on repeat all morning and thinking about the version of me who loved this album more than anything in the world. We’ve come a long way, kid. 🖤

Happy Birthday to the only album on my iPod for the first 2 years I had it. I love you for the way you had me spending Saturday mornings watching the CMT countdown until Teardrops On My Guitar came on, and for giving me, “that little black dress and MY old faded blue jeans,” and for giving me her. 🖤

I saw her with The New Pornographers at First Ave about 15 years ago and I still think about it!

Minnesota is so crispy and cool right now and the leaves are phenomenal, plus it has been raining so the sky is all dark and moody and it’s the best

I’m sorry but women in STEM are so 🫠🔥

Just a reminder that if you’re looking for extremely good journalism while everything is falling to shit, you should be following @chrisgeidner.bsky.social and subscribing to @lawdorknews.bsky.social. Supporting independent journalism is so CRUCIAL right now and no one does it better.

Actual judges: “The search violated the Fourth Amendment but liiiiiiiiike . . . Look at all the evidence they found. It was just a lil oopsie. I’m sure the cops won’t do it again. Motion to suppress denied. Too bad about that right you had though.”

TV judge: “The search violated the Fourth Amendment and therefore all of this evidence is automatically excluded as fruit of the poisonous tree.”

Me: “Wouldn’t that be nice.”

This sounds like the most perfect night!