Andrew Mountcastle

ANTS! 👇

This needs a NSFW tag

The wise outfielders always took at least 10 steps back when the big cleanup hitter stepped up to the plate.

Hey, I know that guy! He's also a solid flag football quarterback as I recall.

This shirt rocks and I'm buying one

You got it! (although this one isn't Ikea, but similar packaging.) I've assembled SO MUCH of this stuff if my life, between all of our cross-country moves. I hate it so much 🥴

That's awesome! My wife and I try to give each of our boys a special one-on-one day with each of us every now and then, and they always seem to appreciate it more than I ever expect. Hope you got some good writing done together today.

Nothing in life is certain except death, taxes, and assembling flat pack furniture

oh yeah! This steams like a dad man's dreams.

Me but watching The Bear

A photo of a lobster boat, facing the camera, hoisted up on pilings in a gravel parking lot. The boat hull has a blue bottom and grey top side, and the name "Adrea Hannah" is written along the gunwale. Two orange road cones in close proximity to each other occupy the bottom right foreground.

High and dry. #Maine

A 78% return is an eye-popping portfolio performance for a year in which the markets rose about 25% on average.

😆 I couldn't resist

So y'all discovered something that sucked even harder than anything you did in @fishguy.bsky.social 's lab? Impressive.

Scientists finally know where potatoes come from—and the answer is very weird New research traces the genetic ancestry of the popular root vegetable to a brief plant romance millions of years ago.

Hey guys don't talk about Aroostook County like this.

I dunno man suing a food vendor that has honed a very particular set of skills that involve wrapping mysterious stuff in dough seems like a risky gambit

YESSSSS!!!! I was hoping this would come out before my next Comp Anat offering. A huge thanks to you, Vanessa and Lisa for making this happen! 👏👏

Maybe blow on it forcefully

We can always just turn the economy off and turn it on again to reset it

Yet another "I can't believe this isn't already a law" example. And the fact that so many our our elected representatives oppose this bill really highlights the rotten core of DC

I'd love to get up there myself some day. Living in an earthquake zone is wild though. I lived in Seattle for several years and I remember the mentality around big quakes was "It's not a matter of if but when".

8.7 magnitude!! That's big.

Gosh, that’s a beautiful old house! We had a ~1790’s farmhouse that we recently sold and moved into town, and while I miss the charm and history, I don’t miss the maintenance. Are you staying in the area or setting sails to someplace new?

Goodnight moon
Despicable Trump
Goodnight cow jumping over the moon

omg look at those adorable paws

She has reverted to this form of a presser because she has no idea how to interpret his rambling, incoherent messaging and she's terrified of saying something that will upset him, so she has decided the only safe route is to just read his exact words.

lol

Agree

I feel like there's a tragedy of the commons thing that often happens with hashtags. People keep adding more and more hashtags to their posts, many of which are only marginally relevant (or worse) to their image, and that collectively waters down the usefulness of hashtags.

Actual lol. Beckoning ChatGPT to your art is like calling a thief to your house.