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I investigate how insects are so good at crashing into things. πInsect Biomechanist, πPond Hockeyologist, πΈPhotographer-ish, Dad, Mainer, Biology prof at Bates College
Jerry, you miss 100% of the skeets you donβt post.
(You miss 100% of your posted skeets too)
The curse words I released last night when I discovered my turkey brine bag leaks like a sieve
25.11.2025 17:01 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I see weβre getting a promotional free month of Jerryposts Pro
24.11.2025 17:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βThe vibes are offβ
[explaining to the young mechanic that every single dashboard warning light on my Subaru Outback is lit up]
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24.11.2025 15:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs on the Starbucks secret menu. Just ask for a βJerry Colaβ
22.11.2025 20:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Classic cryptography problems
22.11.2025 15:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had an X-S10 that I loved for awhile, then not so much. I think it was a number of factors that piled up quickly for me
20.11.2025 22:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0But what would it look like with a third axis?
20.11.2025 05:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Leave it to scientists to come up with the absolute least romantic definition of kissing π§ͺ
20.11.2025 04:19 β π 31 π 5 π¬ 2 π 1
Good news! I used the AI generative fill tool in Photoshop to render the missing information.
20.11.2025 03:00 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0fish: "Hey guys, we cool. You can trust us."
also fish:
I'M TALKING ABOUT MY FRIEND, DONNA!!
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A hoarding disorder but for open tabs on your browser - is there a name for that? Asking for a friend.
19.11.2025 23:03 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0The tryptophan will weaken his defenses. Dave has no hope.
19.11.2025 00:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A half assembled puzzle featuring a bunch of random food items with butts on them
My kids have been fastidiously assembling this particular puzzle with the single-minded focus of Oppenheimer designing the atomic bomb.
18.11.2025 16:50 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0I can hear the lo-fi jazz music that accompanies this scene
18.11.2025 22:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A half assembled puzzle featuring a bunch of random food items with butts on them
My kids have been fastidiously assembling this particular puzzle with the single-minded focus of Oppenheimer designing the atomic bomb.
18.11.2025 16:50 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0My son, emoting stroke-of-genius excitement: βtoday Iβm going to wear shorts UNDER my pants!β
18.11.2025 12:22 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Anyone want to join me in a startup I'm calling "Zeus"?
Unrelated: Zeus condemned Prometheus to eternal torment for his transgressions
Island off the coast, population: 1
(belonging to a town with a population ~1,000)
Wynton Marsalis
16.11.2025 04:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Quiet quitting river ftw
15.11.2025 21:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey man donβt harsh his vibe with your facts and whatnot
15.11.2025 17:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bro thatβs electrified. Youβre entering 3-trick pony status.
15.11.2025 16:19 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Poop-related items
My wife gave our 8yo son her phone to peruse items he might want for Christmas. This is a small fraction of similarly themed items she found in the shopping card today
15.11.2025 00:14 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 7 π 08 year olds steadfastly stay on brand...and that brand is potty humor
15.11.2025 03:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
