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All that fake gold has the same energy as cars with fake air vents. Tacky as fuck.

Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs

a man in a hawaiian shirt is standing next to another man and talking to him . Alt: a man in a hawaiian shirt is standing next to another man and talking to him . Shikaka. Alrighty then.

Mamdani is going to implement Shikaka Law. Allllllllllrighty then!!

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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

Kamala Harris: It is about reminding folks that we refuse to kneel at the foot of a tyrant. That's not what we do. We stand for the principles upon which our nation was founded. We believe in the power of the vote, and we are prepared when necessary to fight fire with fire.

Damn. Love it.

This woman is my new best friend. I love everything about this!💙✌🏻

Great idea. I think I'll start calling my daughters "bruh" in front of their friends, like they do to us when its homework or house cleaning time. 😎

frfr

Tucson Arizona: Adelita Grijalva joins the #NoKings rally. Protesters chant “Swear her in”.

In our country, the power is with the people. Tomorrow, October 18, I encourage you to join your neighbors in peaceful protest at a No Kings event.

Damn... This was really brave and perfectly executed. The way you guys planted multiple people all around the room and spoke up one at a time overwhelmed their security. This was brilliant. I respect it.💙👏😎

I recently sat down with three leaders who are part of the @obamafoundation.bsky.social's alumni network to hear more about their work to strengthen democracy in Hungary and Poland. They’re an example for us all. Take a look:

Hes not angry, just disappointed

Retrospectively, Kamala Harris’ speeches were so on point that they feel like a prophesy.

Of course

Yep. Or drugs

All this shit because he doesn't want people knowing hes into dudes. Too late though 🤷🏻‍♂️

Andy McCarthy: "The indictment almost fails as an indictment in that it doesn't give you notice of what Comey has actually done. But factually there's nothing there. So this smacks of wanting to put Comey through the process, which is what lawfare is."

a duck with a yellow beak is urinating on the ground Alt: a duck with a yellow beak is urinating on the ground

Agreed

Kimmel: "Disney has asked me to read the following statement and I agreed to do it. 'To reactivate your Disney+ and Hulu account ... '"

Youtube is lit up with right wingers who say Kirk was shot from the back/right side of his head. Exiting through his neck. Crazy shit

Kimmel: Brendan Carr is the most embarrassing Carr the Republican have embraced since the cybertruck

BREAKING: The Epstein Files just got one step closer to being released. With Adelita Grijalva’s victory in AZ-07, Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna now have the magic number — 218 votes — needed for the discharge petition to force a vote on releasing the full Epstein Files.

Sorry for the convenience 🫡

You're right. The right has been itching for a civil war.... and yes, but im so tired of these teachable moments. why cant progressives/libs/dems just fall in line the way the right does. We're never going to have a "perfect" candidate but he/she will be exponentially better than the alternative.