@eisbrecher.bsky.social
FFXIV Player. Wooper Enthusiast. Man Enjoyer. Japanese Learner.
Thats the cumfrog I'll have you know
26.04.2025 20:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0As the sexy pope, you're welcome
26.04.2025 20:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Estinien but Wind Waker
08.04.2025 21:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0well yeah THATS MY WIFE
14.02.2025 13:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*looks disrespectfully*
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Please perceive my new daughter, she blesses you this day.
25.12.2024 11:50 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Mans been MIA for 10 years, THIS IS HIS YEAR.
14.11.2024 14:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My surprise level at seeing Mara is now a demon navigator in SMT5V after a community vote: 0
Mara is inevitable, Mara is unstoppable.
Should I ever get the misfortune of rolling Dun Scaith in alliance raid roulette at some point. I'm pulling out yakety sax for the first fight.
31.10.2024 14:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I've just started having the wii shop music on loop while playing FFXIV, it makes my roulettes into peak comedy.
Half the raid dies to a KB? Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Have to rescue a tank into a position to split mobs so we don't wipe? Now just a regular thursday occurence.
I will be the one committing the unserious fraud you mean while I honk honk my little clown nose.
21.10.2024 17:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The existence of a 'Serious Fraud Office' implies the existence of an Unserious Fraud Office.
21.10.2024 16:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I've been losing my shit at the received pronunciation of the word bow (as in the thing you shoot) for the last five minutes.
20.10.2024 17:57 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
for @halobeast98.bsky.social during @honnojis.art โs charity stream! #couchstream
19.10.2024 12:27 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Burning and Pillaging a Village is perfectly legal if its for charity #couchstream
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I can kill myself for a mere ยฃ1.49.
19.10.2024 11:21 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Back in the day Starburst were named Opal Fruits. I feel like they should've been named Vauxhall Fruits in the UK to properly match with the car brand names.
18.10.2024 14:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I bought some lemon and raspberry juice the other day. It's blue in colour, just like lemons and raspberries famously are.
18.10.2024 07:06 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0hello butterfly app, I'm back to shitpost once more.
17.10.2024 12:35 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Happy straight man shopping day everyone!
24.12.2023 08:23 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Surely a vegetarian chilli con carne should be a chilli sin carne.
03.10.2023 10:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh how I wish I was a crab.
03.10.2023 08:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This is just me.
29.09.2023 07:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hit that skwiddlyskwoobop
25.09.2023 16:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It just occurred to me, Halsin is a bear in both uses of the word...
19.09.2023 16:38 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
UNA BANANA
19.09.2023 16:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0ยฟQUIERES UNA BANANA AMIGO?
19.09.2023 14:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Are you sure about that?
19.09.2023 14:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0If you have a burger that doesn't come with cheese and you add your own cheese. Have you cheesed the burger?
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