i am choosing to disregard that
05.03.2026 01:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i am choosing to disregard that
05.03.2026 01:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Weather forecast showing highs in the 60s and 70s
Tommy Shelby saying βweβre on our way up in the world, brotherβ
05.03.2026 01:13 β π 33 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i am aware and trying to set boundaries
05.03.2026 00:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[scoffs loudly] ok wow i'm feeling attacked right now
05.03.2026 00:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"it's... it's just that if i don't get to the genius level of spelling bee it slowly ruins my entire day"
my therapist nods and writes something down.
i figured they were gonna and i still hated it
04.03.2026 23:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
ohhhhhhhh it's mailbag time, featuring reader questions about:
-- what i'm watching and what i'm getting excited about
-- parking in handicapped spots
type-click-type.ghost.io/type-click-m...
i'm at the applebee's
i'm at the pancake house
i'm at the combination applebee's and pancake house
Meanwhile, intelligence reports suggest that the first-ever combo Waffle House and Popeye's is only months away from developing a nuclear weapon
04.03.2026 19:02 β π 144 π 23 π¬ 7 π 0tim this is derailing my entire afternoon and i could not be happier
04.03.2026 18:12 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
sure hope rene russo doesn't show up at my door to investigate
boy, that would be terrible
if rene russo showed up at my door
exactl-.... i mean... uh, what stones? did some get stolen? wow.
04.03.2026 18:04 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0there's no way this simple man in a frumpled coat can outfox me
04.03.2026 18:00 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"hope you find them, though," i say, clonking away as the handles scrape the ground on each rotation
04.03.2026 17:56 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this is the most brian news story possible
04.03.2026 17:48 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0i swear to god i had nothing to do with the theft of the wheelchair curling stones
04.03.2026 17:46 β π 81 π 4 π¬ 11 π 0Random pizza chain confirming Daredevil Born Again will come out weekly when Disney would not: thank you.
04.03.2026 12:00 β π 33 π 7 π¬ 3 π 0ok now i'm writing a fanfic where dom and brian kiss
04.03.2026 14:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βMaybe we donβt do thatβ
checking in on the sixers
04.03.2026 03:01 β π 45 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just saw that Tyler the Creator is scheduled to start his upcoming festival set at 11:15 and had my most Liz Lemon reaction of all time
03.03.2026 22:26 β π 126 π 8 π¬ 3 π 0[alfie solomons voice] you got it shaved up to the top, yeah? just all the way up nice and tight? okay."
03.03.2026 22:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i feel like this is an obscenity but i'm not sure how
03.03.2026 22:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0going to my barber and asking for the arthur shelby
03.03.2026 22:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My kids' school had a fair with the principal in a dunk tank and the high my children experienced should be illegal.
03.03.2026 18:46 β π 27 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0god i'm getting a second-hand rush just thinking about it
03.03.2026 18:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0every elected official should be required by law to show up to a local fair or carnival one day per year and sit in a dunk tank for the whole afteroon
03.03.2026 18:43 β π 92 π 10 π¬ 6 π 2this is the weirdest music festival lineup i have ever seen and that is before you get to "robert irvine will be there and it will be hosted by jason biggs"
03.03.2026 17:22 β π 35 π 4 π¬ 6 π 0congratulations to gator todd
03.03.2026 16:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0