Brian Grubb

There's never been a more perfect story for Brian to break down for us.

guy fieri on 60 minutes saying "I'm just thinking, this is all going to go down the drain."

go phillies

The Theft Of Guy Fieri's Tequila Is Now A Matter Of National Importance [extremely newscaster voice] we're rollin' out...

wrote about an important piece of television journalism

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oh pretty much even

screencap from severance: "okay, i'm gonna get sick. i need to throw up."

current phillies confidence level

different men! the fiancé was was a previous relationship and the husband on the cruise was the new man she met after worrying she would never find love again

(this man is also now dead)

cillian murphy walking off of a spaceship in slow motion (no spacesuit) and flicking a cigarette into orbit as the opening notes of red right hand play

this feels like the appropriate order

times are tough, man. just send some characters to space. it’s fine.

why was she on the plane?

glad you asked. she was transporting a prisoner who was in danger because he was about to spill the beans on an Epstein-like conspiracy he uncovered while in jail

why was the prisoner in jail?

glad you asked. he murdered her fiancé.

best show on television.

honestly it should

two seasons ago, Angela Bassett’s character thwarted a pirate attack while on her honeymoon cruise

last season, she landed a passenger plane on the freeway after the pilot had been yeeted out of the cabin during a tornado of bees

this is the natural progression of things

oh definitely

every day, buddy

INJURY REPORT

Brian — Day-to-Day (hurt watching movie)

seriously though, i was so locked in watching One Battle After Another that i stared straight ahead at the screen for three hours in an awful posture and ended up with a neck so stiff i had to go for an “emergency” massage AND a doctor appt a few days later, which is so pathetic i find it hilarious

get the backrest of your wheelchair adjusted every year or so to prevent your shoulders and neck from locking up

(perhaps not applicable to everyone)

who stole $1 million worth of tequila from Guy Fieri and Sammy Hagar? was it you?

i actually wrote about the Guy Fieri Tequila Heist last year when it happened (subscribe to my blog) but this is an important update

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Guy Fieri and the mystery of how 24,000 bottles of tequila went missing | 60 Minutes Trucks carrying Santo Tequila, a brand founded by Food Network host Guy Fieri and former Van Halen frontman Sammy Hagar, vanished last year. This is how the sophisticated highway heist was pulled off.

hard to explan how thrilling this is for me

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[holding tablets] ok guys i have the new forum rules

[addressing children around a campfire] since the dawn of time, posters have been fighting with the mods...

The most coordinated triple flag throw you’ll ever see lmao

*to the tune of NIN’s “Closer”* I wanna dunk you like a basketball

ME: SHIT DAMMIT THE PHILLIES AND EAGLES BOTH BLEW LEADS AT HOME GODDAMMIT SHIT

SENSEI: [cracks modelo] ok time to go

talk me down, sensei

tough sports weekend

need this man to pick me up and drive me around for a while

i believe there are about a hundred and fifty million people like me who would pay $17 to watch benicio del toro as sergio st. carlos plan and execute a tight sunday costco run before he has to man the barbecue after his niece's afternoon soccer game (run time: 2 hours 20 minutes)

go phillies babyyyy

this is me with the fast & furious movies

The Five Spot: Marshawn Lynch, Pamela Anderson, And Angela Bassett In Space To be clear: these are three separate topics. They're not all going to space together. I mean, as far as we know...

my brother i would never fail you

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