Brian Grubb

proud of you, buddy

chewing gum inside the Parthenon

I can hear this lol

this is burned so deeply into my brain

TOGAMAN

[trying to reference socrates but i can’t remember his name] you know who i mean… he’s that guy… he… dammit… he’s the, uh…

"they have some juice here"

"they have some fucking juice"

go phillies

he's only a 3-star now but if you do everything right then sourdough should rise

it's important!

you know what, hold on, lemme pull it up for you real quick so you get where i'm coming from...

oh these two things are related for sure

hey man, sorry i was late to the wedding. i was watching videos of my favorite home runs.

Enjoying my Saturday coffee with @briancgrubb.bsky.social ‘s newsletter and so wait—
in this Air Bud sequel, the Air Bud movie exists? So the idea of a dog playing basketball is known by everyone? And they STILL haven’t instituted any rules against it?!

The Five Spot: Movie Theater Boondoggles, International Pasta Incidents, And Dave Franco Scroll to the end if you want your dog to become a movie star.

FRIDAY NEWSLETTER ($$$)

-- Everyone is mad at movie theaters
-- Please stop asking Dave Franco about alleged murderers
-- International pasta incident

AND MORE

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it's a tiktok thing

actually i meant to get garlic aioli on my shirt

A photo showing the American Robin and its scientific name Turdus migratorius. Referencing the US fish and wildlife service

Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata

American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one

just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares

i'm trying to be proactive over here!

unacceptable number of screencaps from twitter on the timeline today

everyone go cool off

same energy

this is the exact energy i'm looking for

The Five Spot: Movie Theater Boondoggles, International Pasta Incidents, And Dave Franco Scroll to the end if you want your dog to become a movie star.

FRIDAY NEWSLETTER ($$$)

-- Everyone is mad at movie theaters
-- Please stop asking Dave Franco about alleged murderers
-- International pasta incident

AND MORE

type-click-type.ghost.io/the-five-spo...

this is a good dentist

Nurse D’Brickashaw: How a UVA football giant is conquering his next act A decade after his NFL retirement, Wahoo legend D’Brickashaw Ferguson has found success in a new uniform: scrubs.

TIL: d’brickashaw ferguson went back to school to become a nurse news.virginia.edu/content/nurs...

"we run until we learn"

"you! knock it off!"

an advice column written by a high school football coach where the response to every reader-submitted conundrum is "hey... HEY... take a lap and cool off"

Checkers will forever have the funniest slogan I've ever heard. Just a defeated shrug, admitting a dreadful quality of product, but pulling you in with the undeniable and everlasting human necessity of eating.

i am currently pitching a 2k word investigation on why this is probably gen z's fault

okay this is a fair point