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He’s clearly saying β€œolder”.
Are we sanewashing Kennedy now too?

10.11.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Any kids are collateral.
(and collaterally damaged, as a bonus.)

09.11.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's said that he first came up with the premise as an X-Files episode when writing there, but couldn't work it out.

09.11.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're gonna get an EO that he was just "resting his eyes", aren't we?

08.11.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tell me more about β€˜Sleepy Joe.’

07.11.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 24387    πŸ” 8071    πŸ’¬ 959    πŸ“Œ 448

Gee, I wonder if Zaslav will attempt a C&D takedown due to the unauthorized use of WB IP?
Any takers?

07.11.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gee, I wonder if Zaslav will attempt a C&D takedown due to the unauthorized use of WB IP?
Any takers?

07.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Miss Heggy' on a roll here

07.11.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*"conscience"?

07.11.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's the one - BMTI!!

07.11.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's the Hero we didn't know we needed!, refusing to be a sub to thugs!

06.11.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pricelessly meta-meta that he's *actually* married to the actress that was tv-married to the guy that based George on himself.

06.11.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You meant "*has* a worm in his brain", obv

06.11.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quite notable how many *women* contributed to this anti-woman screed.

06.11.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s the standard AI answer everyone’s feeding you, but the credit for 1st calling them β€œred states” and β€œblue states” goes to Tim Russert on the Today Show a week before the 2000 election.

05.11.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It just still absolutely blows my mind that they are going with this blowsy "Free markets & personal liberties" sloganeering while overhauling their kowtow to an administration of "Whim&Tantrum-based autocrat-decreed tariffs" and "Militarized Thought Policing & Melanin-metered Kavanaugh Detentions".

27.10.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Onion *admits* its a joke!

27.10.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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At least one's quite a reliable regular

26.10.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh, F off, NYT.

26.10.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not as if it's important heritage, like the Cracker Barrel logo, y'know.

23.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Murray Hamilton also hosted the party in "The Graduate" where Benjamin was told: "Plastics... there's a great future in plastics" - an *eerily* prescient warning about the events of Story #3!! Awoo-woooooo!!!!

23.10.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was set in the late '70s, so she was appropriately there and someone on the staff had their thinking caps on!

23.10.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was *Good Gnus*, for a change.

23.10.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, but no, no - *she's* the genius!

16.10.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In her Einstein-Visa-winning pose!

16.10.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

And all to "shore up" Milei's "successful" economic theories put into practice.

15.10.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a Kansan vet, what does everyone think she's prouder of being: the Hegseth Handmaiden, or the Grim Reaper of the Soybean Indistry?

06.10.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think most knew that already. but the point is that "thoughts & prayers" are not at all helpful, no matter *whose* prayers thay are.

The nicest twist, though, is that, per the holiday, you must also forgive anyone who may have offended you with this sentiment. πŸ˜‚

02.10.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And odds are even that Bartiromo has chardonnay in her system *right now*.

29.09.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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29.09.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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