Avery/Jayden

kano style

my submission for two sentence horror is it good? it starts after this sentence.

I found a job offer that I was interested in.

It was a blowjob in disguise.

they're getting microsloppy

when you try to caffeinate yourself but you just end up increasing your heart rate while remaining exhausted

people don't hate AI enough, in a couple years its gonna be remembered as a fad rather than something actually useful

february is fun except for the crawly clowns that pop up at night

I just want smart glasses that can translate stuff I look at into english, like if I'm playing a game that's in japanese I can look at the text and it'll show me what it says in english

I brought my army of me

if dolphins are so smart why do they live in the water when they can only breathe air, that's so stupid

planet earth is poo and there's nothing I can doo....

do yall remember the time I saved that family from a burning car

those two would die in a pillow fight

a cartoon character is standing on the moon with a blue planet in the background Alt: vector from despicable me stuck on the moon

give him the vector treatment

ass vagina poop dick?

bro should just invent a knife gun smh he has the money

survived AND thrived oh my goodness gracious did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

I pooped the party sorry everyone

crazy good at being a head coach

no bill belichick is crazy

baka mitai

a pic of my house in very low quality

I think there's a plutonium leak at my house because why is this pic my uber eats driver took in such bad quality

that could make a nice rug

you're gonna need an ouiji board

at the end of the day we're just hamsters in a cage

your honor it technically wasn't road rage as my client was driving off the road during the altercation

this would go hard as an album cover fr

I think thats just every mother ever

yes

a map of the united states of america

have you ever noticed how america kinda looks like a big toilet bowl