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Phil Incelmo

@wheredidjasongo.bsky.social

All of which makes me anxious. At times, unbearably so.

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Mitski - If I Leave (Official Video)
YouTube video by MitskiVEVO Mitski - If I Leave (Official Video)

Oh cool we found another song along with β€œGood Luck, Babe!” that would’ve killed me if it had come out while I was closeted in my last relationship

09.03.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very true but I’m still not sure why I was crying to my mom about it at age 10

09.03.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was a weirdly existential child and didn’t understand why evil and hatred were allowed to exist

09.03.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I did it a long way because reasons.

12 x 18? That’d be the same as 24 x 9

24 x 10 =240
240 - 24 = 216

09.03.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon of bart simpson and lisa simpson with the words kids could you lighten up a little Alt: While driving the family car, Marge Simpson says to Lisa and Bart (in the back seat) β€œKids, could you lighten up a little?”
09.03.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

08.03.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7471    πŸ” 2282    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 39

Might do it!

08.03.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When’s the last time you 🫡🏼 listened to Superunknown?

08.03.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy 32nd birthday to my one true love.

08.03.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Dreamed that I wore a dress for a family Christmas party and was MISERABLE, asking myself why I hadn’t felt like I could dress as myself on this one day (meanwhile in real life I haven’t worn a dress to the Christmas party since 2018 or so)

08.03.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

08.03.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4593    πŸ” 1351    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 71
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 14059    πŸ” 4245    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 42

I just think it’s funny that this popped back into my head only for me to discover it’s gaining traction again.

I’m certainly pro-both.

08.03.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Jason Struggle: is this song supposed to be as horny as I’m interpreting it or is there just no hope left for me

07.03.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One day this page will accidentally do the funniest thing ever

07.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: 

Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A!
I ate a hamburger and said hooray!
Maybe it will happen today!
 
The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. 

You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

16.05.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4473    πŸ” 1009    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 16

You know I was down bad for the woman I was trying to talk to yesterday because there was a guy at the gig wearing a Mastodon shirt and I didn’t even try to talk to him because I was so busy talking to her

07.03.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favorite phenomena is when someone forgets a conversation we had weeks/months ago where I asked when their birthday is, I acknowledge it, and they go β€œOh hey thank y- WAIT. How did you know it’s my birthday?????”

07.03.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes you meet the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen and she very politely lets you down and you just have to live for the rest of your life

07.03.2026 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I might not be Lanegan but when it comes to women I’m certainly a mark

07.03.2026 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh my god bruh

06.03.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Went to see St. Vincent last night. Her maternal uncle and aunt, legendary jazz duo Tuck & Patti, opened. I knew they were good but I didn’t know just HOW good.

06.03.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

Stop literally everything.

Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.

fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

06.03.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1369    πŸ” 502    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 134

Dreamed last night that, because being one of metal’s most talented drummers and a powerful lyricist and vocalist wasn’t enough, Brann Dailor was also the currently reigning 3-day Jeopardy! champion.

05.03.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda wonder if I should email the professor with a polite β€œhey you actually got it right the first time, happens to me all the time lol I’m just a dude πŸ€ͺ” I was gonna say something after class but one student was taking so long to pack up so I tried walking with a different student instead

05.03.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Eastbound & Down and Stevie Janowski is making me think. Besides him and Bill Dauterive from King of the Hill, who are the ultimate β€œwhatever you do, do NOT become this guy” characters?

05.03.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just a dude, man. Yeah some dudes use they/them or any pronouns at all but I’m just a boring ol’ he/him ass dude. Please do not β€œthey” me. I’m trying to be the kind of guy that doesn’t make you think of a polite way to ask about pronouns.

05.03.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I only ever get Straight Up Misgendered (β€œshe” instead of β€œhe”) if I’m wearing a mask or if I piss someone off on Facebook, but good lord Seattle loves to Woke Misgender me (β€œthey” instead of β€œhe” or β€œhe- I mean, β€˜they’”)

05.03.2026 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of an Instagram post from Justin Broadrick @justinkbroadrick. The picture is of Justin eating a small meal while propped up in a hospital bed. He looks very weak but hey, he’s eating.

Screenshot of an Instagram post from Justin Broadrick @justinkbroadrick. The picture is of Justin eating a small meal while propped up in a hospital bed. He looks very weak but hey, he’s eating.

The text from Justin Broadrick’s hospital post:

I've dreaded sharing this news, partly due to the threat of insensitive and/or negative comments, combined simply with the general anxiety of it all, I am also exhausted, but l've left comments on.

So, 3 weeks ago I had significant open abdominal surgery for a inguinal hernia that was close to an emergency.

I am still in shock from the process, and as someone with diagnosed Autism and C-PTSD, open surgery is absolutely debilitating, not that it is easier for anyone of course.
I had a huge hernia, and for it to be repaired, I had to endure a 6 inch incision in my groin.
This unfortunately was not keyhole surgery.
I have a very weak abdominal wall, which at being 57 yrs old this year, is not going to improve.

If I continue to perform and shout/scream as I do with Godflesh, then I am at high risk for more hernias, and blowing out my abdominal wall entirely.

Godflesh live ended the day of my surgery, and upon the surgeon making this statement.
I am now just about walking freely, but with little pace, albeit extremely carefully.
The full healing process is approximately 6 months.

Fortunately, my other projects do not require screaming/ shouting nor a physically demanding performance; jesu and JK FLESH shows remain.

The text from Justin Broadrick’s hospital post: I've dreaded sharing this news, partly due to the threat of insensitive and/or negative comments, combined simply with the general anxiety of it all, I am also exhausted, but l've left comments on. So, 3 weeks ago I had significant open abdominal surgery for a inguinal hernia that was close to an emergency. I am still in shock from the process, and as someone with diagnosed Autism and C-PTSD, open surgery is absolutely debilitating, not that it is easier for anyone of course. I had a huge hernia, and for it to be repaired, I had to endure a 6 inch incision in my groin. This unfortunately was not keyhole surgery. I have a very weak abdominal wall, which at being 57 yrs old this year, is not going to improve. If I continue to perform and shout/scream as I do with Godflesh, then I am at high risk for more hernias, and blowing out my abdominal wall entirely. Godflesh live ended the day of my surgery, and upon the surgeon making this statement. I am now just about walking freely, but with little pace, albeit extremely carefully. The full healing process is approximately 6 months. Fortunately, my other projects do not require screaming/ shouting nor a physically demanding performance; jesu and JK FLESH shows remain.

Part 2:

I have been mixing, what will be the penultimate GODFLESH album - 'DECAY', for
release on Relapse in hopefully July/Aug, mixes are being completed imminently.
The album is basically done.

I've had the final GODFLESH studio album written, for almost a year and half now, that will be recorded and completed late 2026.
After that there will continue to be GODFLESH dub albums, live albums, and so on, but no new studio releases nor performances.

In the near future, a new solo project will emerge, further exploring the parameters
of heavy/ugly music, featuring my guitars and electronics, and of course vocals, but NOT shouted vocals!

Regarding GODFLESH in Athens, Gr, please contact the promotion for details, etc.

There will be an official announcement via my agency/ management regarding this
ASAP.

Thank you for your understanding.

Take care out there.

Justin

Pic post op by VB

Part 2: I have been mixing, what will be the penultimate GODFLESH album - 'DECAY', for release on Relapse in hopefully July/Aug, mixes are being completed imminently. The album is basically done. I've had the final GODFLESH studio album written, for almost a year and half now, that will be recorded and completed late 2026. After that there will continue to be GODFLESH dub albums, live albums, and so on, but no new studio releases nor performances. In the near future, a new solo project will emerge, further exploring the parameters of heavy/ugly music, featuring my guitars and electronics, and of course vocals, but NOT shouted vocals! Regarding GODFLESH in Athens, Gr, please contact the promotion for details, etc. There will be an official announcement via my agency/ management regarding this ASAP. Thank you for your understanding. Take care out there. Justin Pic post op by VB

Tough news from Justin Broadrick, but I’d WAY rather have him healthy than see Godflesh again. Long live JK Flesh.

04.03.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you check the back

04.03.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0