sylveon of glimwood tangle 🎀

how does donald trump keep breaking all these norms when all i'm doing is repeatedly suggesting he might do that with softball questions and then writing up the answers as if it's not a settled issue and attributing equal validity to his sundowning avarice and the written constitution

I get the look you’re going for, but no part of me is going to be able to relax into a restaurant booth throw pillow.

!!! This is so gorgeous!!

A woman in this waiting room is French, and she's making it everyone's problem.

That both of Turning Point USA’s founders are dead from public health crises their organization worked hard to enable is a parable for our time.

Never ask a woman her age, instead ask her what tales have carved their mark on her flesh. Ask if she is wizened, bent low from the sins of the past. Ask her if she believes in retribution

Do you guys ever think about the fact that you have a body and then say “gross” out loud?

Can’t believe some of you still wanna be my friends even after I lost my exoskeleton and you could see my soft pale interior. That’s pretty cool of you

i planned this entire extended family vacation for my dad as he’s elderly and ill and i wanted him to spend time with them before it’s too late. this morning he told me “i forgot how much i can’t stand these people”

all new & newish white ford SUVs look like cop cars and i really, really cannot overstate how much i loathe this

37 years old and still mugging for the camera in gas station bathrooms lmao

You know what? No. If you are willing to not read your contract and accept an AI generated summary of what it may say you sort of deserve whatever you get at that point.

there should be a service where i say "i liked what this piece of media was going for but it didn't quite get there for me" and they will say "damn that sucks. here is a similar piece of media that DID pull it off" and i give them $10

no i will not be normal there is a perfectly great selfie mirror at the end of the hallway why be normal when i could stand here in public and be vain

Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater

"don't give them an excuse" is victim blaming darvo shit that just makes it easier for nazis to do all their nazi things, hope this helps

when life gives you wretchedly humid midatlantic summer weather, make mezcal palomas and stay inside where there’s aircon.

enrichment with the bestie feels like the shit we did in high school but much better as we’re no longer suicidal traumatised children lmao

i've entered that phase of life where the pizza delivery guy thinks i'm hot but you can see by his facial expression that he thinks that in the context of i'm a hot older lonely woman in his zipcode and therefore he has won the "this never happens in real life!" jackpot and almost drops the pizza

Lonely old crones are cackling to themselves in your area

(pulling up the ladder behind me) This is an opportunity for you to succeed through hard work and determination

reading the 2nd book in wolf hall trilogy (bringing up the bodies) by hilary mantel/a well-trained wife by tia levings/primal shadows by alan dean foster. last movie was firebrand (i actually loved it but did not love the ending). and no, is it good? (this was v helpful, actually. thank you <3)

i had a meeting with my psychiatrist last week and he asked me if i wanted something* to calm me down and i said no and i am rethinking that answer right now tbh

*klonopin

pls

it's taken me 3 hours to drink a single beer (and i'm not done yet) bc i keep switching outside inside pick up a book put a book down let's read a different book wait nope is that fur on the floor do i need to vacuum i should brush the cat where is she what if i went out for grapefruit juice what if

the only thing more genuinely distressing is STILL FEELING LIKE THIS DESPITE THE ADDERALL HELP

filled with anxiety thinking about work and other things and it's bad enough where i can't concentrate on a single thing and i flit from one hopeful distraction to the next in a matter of seconds. it's genuinely distressing to realise i was like this ALL THE TIME before i started taking adderall.