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Pat Riot

@kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social

Pacific Islander transplant Sarcasm to counter insanity. i'm a Snarky Sparky Living in the deepest blue state with the world's deepest blue moat.

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Every time this fuckwit opens his pie hole it's only bullshit that flows out.

08.03.2026 23:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One-dimentional PO S
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08.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That statement is as bad as "Suckers and losers" if not worse.

08.03.2026 22:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck X. Delete it.

08.03.2026 05:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In his case the acronym means Ugly Sadistic Asshole.

08.03.2026 05:50 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'm glad we don't do this idiocy in Hawaii.

08.03.2026 05:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Black out Pete doesn't wash his hands, doesn't believe in germs because he can't see them.
He offered this bit of unsolicited wisdom on Faux and Fiends.
Does he believe in Atomic Particles? Because this insufferable fuckwit is in the chain of command with a nuclear football.

07.03.2026 22:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also, Krispy Noem falsely accused SD Native Tribes of harboring Mexican drug cartels, then all 9 banned her from Reservations for the lie.

06.03.2026 23:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great message for going into midterm campaigns.

06.03.2026 23:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Next he'll claim that wanking off to his son's email isn't sex and therefore isn't a sin.

06.03.2026 23:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't think this will come to fruition within 3 years.

06.03.2026 23:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Another dumb, unqualified suck up. That's how he picks them. The bigger the suck up the bigger the chances of promotion.

06.03.2026 23:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How demoralizing is it for troops being prepped for possible deployment to Iran without having a clear explanation of why they're going? And commanders telling a lot of them that it's a holy war. JFC

06.03.2026 22:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

'Unsubstantiated' could easily be probable or plausible.

06.03.2026 07:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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06.03.2026 07:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Planning his Reichstag Fire?

06.03.2026 06:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2547. That's good. It'll be good on a protest poster.

06.03.2026 06:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And now he's worm food.
Kinda gives you a warm fuzzy feeling to think about it.

06.03.2026 06:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GFY troll.

06.03.2026 06:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder if you could fry their mother boards with a taser, or if you need something with higher current?

06.03.2026 06:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's as though trump ponders...'Who's the biggest suck up that I can promote now.

06.03.2026 05:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The first time I heard this idiotic slogan I rolled my eyes so hard that i saw the front of my brain.

05.03.2026 23:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rep Neguse, you just ran over a deer in your headlights.
Nice job.

05.03.2026 23:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This fucking guy. He doesn't wash his hands and doesn't believe in germs because he can't see them.
Black out Pete offered up this unsolicited opinion on Faux and Fiends when he was a peon host.

05.03.2026 23:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Another fun fact: Black out Pete on Faux and Fiends said that he doesn't wash his hands and doesn't believe in germs because he can't see them.

05.03.2026 23:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This fucking guy. Anybody's better than Krispy Gnome but damn what a low bar.

05.03.2026 23:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What kind of drugs are these grinning fuckwits on?

05.03.2026 23:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But without hypocrisy what would they have?

05.03.2026 23:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've lived in Flori-duh and Tex-ass. I wouldn't go back if you paid me to.

05.03.2026 06:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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05.03.2026 06:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0