the vibe rater

actress tilly norwood has been deleted after being found unconscious next to a script containing a mistyped wildcard. she was 0

“I think you meant” no I did not. I know how to turn my thoughts into sentences

why do fish eat the plastic we dump in the ocean are they stupid?

"bsky is dead!"
okay great this is my diary and none of you are supposed to be reading it anyway

*le sigh*

the worst part tho is that i would try to use this lil living-in-survival-mode super power to protect others too, but most people won’t (or can’t) listen UNTIL they learn themselves so i’ve just stopped trying all together 🥲

i really think about this a lot bc it’s one of my super powers like it has truly protected me from so much, even if i ignore my intuition & recognition sometimes.

and then related: i am a l w a y s right about low character people and am usually waiting for everyone else to catch up which is so annoying.

one of my best skills is that i have incredible pattern recognition when it comes to manipulative or low character people but for some reason i will ignore what i pick up on from those people until i can’t anymore & i have to just stop being around them.

The giant thumbs up crowd meme. A white background with crude line drawings. The person on the left is a simple stick person saying “bluesky is dead!” The crowd on the right isn’t paying attention to him until he says that. One member turns to give him a big thumbs up as if to say who cares, then they go back to what they were doing before he spoke. The crowd on the right represents people who have been on bluesky since 2023 and have the same 20 friends

don’t worry guys, bluesky can be perfect so long as we all get along. first things first, we just need to agree on the exact kind of communist we’re all going to be

Based on my experiences to date, being right about everything has no measurable benefits.

i tried letting people enjoy things but then they enjoyed stupid things so i went back to having standards

the world watches with bemused concern as america repeatedly slams its penis in the car door of history

18 deviled eggs, half sprinkled with paprika, resting in a Tupperware egg tray

sorry if this is nsfw

as a chronic illness haver, one energy management strategy i will execute every now and then is called “just keep moving until you fall down” it is wildly unhealthy lmao

If nobody laughs at your joke, you can fully recover by adding "if you know you know"

forgot about these shots from the virginia aquarium last month. edited to replicate film.

I saw the best minds of my generation whining about smartphone features.

propaganda i will absolutely not be falling for:

- giving up on bluesky
- benson boone hate
- almond milk (still on the fence about soy milk)
- shoprite
- not tipping 20%
- having children

Embarrassing enough that our president is a bad human being on basically every conceivable level but the fact that that he's also a thin-skinned, whiney, little bitch is really pathetic.

pacy witter girls we WON, joshua jackson grew up SOOOO fine!!

joshua jackson as dr. max bankman in doctor odyssey.

that’s it, that’s the post.

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

new job pros:
good team
big bi-yearly bonuses
unlimited overtime
free lunch everyday
6am-2pm schedule slaps
room for growth & career development
everyone thinks i’m hilarious (i am)

new job cons:
it’s a job

There’s too much misinformation out there right now so I just want to remind everyone that you can only get measles if you get bit by a meese which is more than one moose.

inside of you there are two kidneys

Snoopy in a pink sweater and sunglasses with the text Mutuals? You mean my BABYGIRLS?

absolutely insane that my new job buys everyone lunch every day, distributes $1k bonuses twice a year, and has multiple paid fun outings like carnival days & days of community service. makes waking up at 4:45 every day so worth it! 😂

Wear ever you go their your

happy 2 year anniversary (+ 1 day) to nashville night 2 of the eras tour. best night ever, i love u taylor 💜