There’s still plenty of time for me to suddenly develop a talent
03.03.2026 01:54 —
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Counting zombies instead of sheep to go to sleep
27.02.2026 05:16 —
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
23.02.2026 02:01 —
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filling my weekly pill organizer with a variety of Cap'n Crunch cereal
22.02.2026 17:57 —
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Citrus fruit by candlelight on a wooden bar.
Friday night, folks!! Live well. Be happy.
07.02.2026 01:51 —
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executive decision: taking some time away from the platform to focus on IRL issues. all good. nothing bad. just need to focus for a while. stay beautiful. i’ll be back
01.02.2026 14:53 —
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Me, to the cat: it's February
The cat: you are a prisoner of linear time
01.02.2026 14:20 —
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squirrel holding his peanut in the snow is fabulous
01.02.2026 14:19 —
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Border collie congratulating self on Linked In (joke)
I love this
29.01.2026 15:29 —
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I've been making a fine little mess of things in the same way they do prescribed burns on forests that need healthy regrowth
01.02.2026 13:42 —
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Happy Birthday!!!
01.02.2026 13:40 —
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Computer punchcard machine.
not sure. this is what i learned to code on (for real)
01.02.2026 09:10 —
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A auburn and white squirrel standing on a weathered wooden park bench with its arms stretched up towards the sky
Oh look at that it’s WhatTheFuckDay
16.01.2026 18:25 —
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it has something to do with time dilation
01.02.2026 08:55 —
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it’s because he forgot to say “thank you for your attention to this matter”
01.02.2026 08:53 —
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Claude is low key like the lover who shows up with flowers every time and knows what you want and you go look at puppies you might buy together and somehow you end up paying for the puppy and then he tries to push you off a bridge and runs off with your puppy
01.02.2026 07:19 —
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omg I'm in the 1%
01.02.2026 07:28 —
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👍
01.02.2026 05:54 —
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ouch. that hurts my brain
01.02.2026 05:52 —
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I don’t even pay for this site but somehow I want my money back
01.02.2026 01:45 —
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Teenage crush.
01.02.2026 05:00 —
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Yes! 👏👏👏 #truth
#chingatúMAGA #abolishICEnow #abolishICE #lockhimup #arresttrump #arreststephenmiller
01.02.2026 04:31 —
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You’re always one post away from redeeming yourself from any of the bad posts, may this inspire you to keep posting
30.01.2026 22:15 —
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very chumbawamba of me to get knocked down but i get up again
29.01.2026 16:03 —
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I don’t know, maybe we should all downshift a little, go weave rushes into pretty things on an old oaken table something like that
31.01.2026 14:19 —
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Mama, take this app off my phone. I can't use it anymore.
31.01.2026 15:51 —
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Me and my grandma on my 2nd birthday
I miss my grandma 🩶
She was a badass mathematician who saved my ass from failing math in HS
01.02.2026 01:27 —
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*repeating to self in somnambulist voice* i want a burger right now
31.01.2026 23:30 —
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even my butler is tired of me. perhaps it’s time to freshen up the act
31.01.2026 22:23 —
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oooh, going to try this for sure
31.01.2026 21:25 —
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