I spoke to my Republican colleagues and am very pleased to report that I’ve secured a promise to consider thinking about a non-binding vote. What’s that you ask? A vote for what? Oh they assured me we can work that out as soon as I give up all my leverage.

wembanyama

Load management. Superteams. Three point shot frequency. Social media presences. These are not things I’m asking these self professed dinosaurs who hated their opponents their entire careers about.

Gotta stop falling asleep on that sofa!

hope everyone's strapped in for an exceedingly normal day online tomorrow

Those AI pics and videos don’t make y’all spirits itch?

fun fact: universal studios used to have a murder, she wrote ride.

copper

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i keep that thang (laptop) on me

Fool in the Rain - Remaster

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sports discourse does some peculiar things with transitive and intransitive verbs

Holy, Holy

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not the liberty's year.

struggling

Even if all the lies were true, none of the things they want to do in response would be legitimate.

i'm not going to think about him much more than i did when he was alive.

It's one thing to lament loss of life and decry political violence, but this revisionism is shockingly dishonest and downright offensive to the millions of people Kirk targeted and upon whom he inflicted pain and misery. The man was a liar and a bigot who gladly hurt others to advance himself.

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

2/2. no notes (pun not intended)

Everyone has a second full time job being mad at the government now

hey man I don't give a shit what Nate Silver says

nothing like losing your left ear bud in an airport to kick off the week with a bang

Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow

Okay. I just came back to this and you aren’t calling these efforts resegregation yet, you absolutely should be

Women's basketball comes to us from the good alternate universe.

Second reconstruction? Second reconstruction tonight, queen?

Your periodic reminder that people who blame “mental illness” for every mass shooting want to make it easier for people to get guns and harder for people to get mental healthcare.

If anyone needs me I’ll be over here existing somewhere between “we really need to be smarter with our money” and “but I’m way too stressed to cook so let’s order in”

There is a difference between a war on poverty and a war on the poor