The Onion's American Voices:
Former Japanese Internment Camp Used As Immigrant Detention Center
โThatโs a lot to squeeze onto one plaque.โ
Tina Engle, Paranormal Eyewitness
โItโs great how America is able to turn the atrocities of our past into the atrocities of our present.โ
Harrison Weiss, Gerbil Psychologist
โA few more coincidences like this, and I might start to worry.โ
Moses Brazdorf, Sandwich Craftsman
theonion.com/former-japan...
26.08.2025 14:12 โ
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A kitten napping on a shelf of DVDs.
This is why physical media is still so important.
09.08.2025 17:48 โ
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The sun cast incredible crespuscular rays during last night's saffron hued sunset.
Bay Ridge, Brooklyn
22.07.2025 11:00 โ
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The downside to dating someone who lives 43 miles away is undoubtedly the drive, whether in 3 p.m. traffic or 3 a.m. darkness. But he's totally worth it!
09.05.2025 10:56 โ
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I once again fit into the dress I wore at my college graduation.
11.04.2025 05:29 โ
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How is tomorrow already April? I swear yesterday was January.
01.04.2025 01:36 โ
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Wired is dropping paywalls for FOIA-based reporting. Others should follow
As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy
They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.
18.03.2025 13:11 โ
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Hours late to this, but what an unerring response. And imagine how different things might look if every university, every media organization, every independent corporation, every congressional committee met the current authoritarian overreach with similar clarity about their own rights and power.
07.03.2025 00:31 โ
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NYT excerpt that reads:
In one early meeting, Mr. Musk said Mr. Smith was being too careful and offering โclassic consultant stuff.โ In discussions, Mr. Musk expressed impatience with Mr. Smithโs caution that the team would need a phalanx of lawyers to help with executive orders and regulations. Mr. Musk wanted to tear down the government to the studs, and saw Mr. Smithโs approach as incremental.
The people, he said, voted for radical change. When someone asked at one point how Mr. Musk decided how to fire people at Twitter, he said he tried โto figure out who you canโt live without.โ โWho are the people we have to keep?โ Mr. Musk said.
The group at Mar-a-Lago brainstormed ways to terminate federal workers. One idea was to motivate them to quit, by forcing them to return to the office five days a week or, as Mr. Ramaswamy suggested, moving civil servants to work on administration priorities like border security. Mr. Ramaswamy predicted to the team that many federal workers would not want to be part of an immigration crackdown and would leave government โ a win-win situation.
They discussed the likelihood of litigation and welcomed the idea that Democrats would sue them. They liked their chances with a Supreme Court that Mr. Trump had transformed in his first term, with a majority that now favored an expansive vision of executive power. The planning mirrored Mr. Muskโs tactics during his takeover at Twitter, when his lieutenants rushed layoffs and said they were willing to risk lawsuits from former employees.
I'll yell until I'm blue in the face about this, but it's wild to see what @kateconger.com and I saw at Twitter, play out in the federal government.
Musk *welcomes* a challenge in court. He is willing to risk being sued. Everything flows from that mindset.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/28/u...
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ZELENSKYY: Putin broke the ceasefire. What kind of diplomacy, JD, are you speaking about?
VANCE: I think it's disrespectful to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media
28.02.2025 17:44 โ
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Exhibit 1 - 26 Feb 2025 OSD Policy โ #63, Att. #1 in TALBOTT v. TRUMP (D.D.C., 1:25-cv-00240) โ CourtListener.com
NOTICE by TELITA CROSLAND, DEFENSE HEALTH AGENCY, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, PETER B. HEGSETH, MARK F. AVERILL, UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF THE ARMY, TERENCE EMMERT, UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF THE NAV...
Breaking: Trump's full trans military ban has just dropped. Quickly reading it, it appears to be a full separation from the military for all transgender military members, and states being trans is inconsistent with "honesty, humility, uniformity, and integrity."
A sad day for this nation.
27.02.2025 03:15 โ
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an archival black and white photograph of the KKK marching in Washington DC with the capitol behind them
In light of everything happening, I wrote about how the KKK in the 1920s felt unstoppable, about the people that fought against them anyway, and about how fascism always fails. dansinker.com/posts/202โฆ
24.02.2025 01:06 โ
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House Rs just passed the budget resolution, the first step in their process to enact a bill that'd kick millions off Medicaid & cut SNAP down to just $1.60 per person per meal on avg while cutting taxes for the top 0.1% by $278k - all while increasing the debt
๐งตon what's to come and WHERE TO FIGHT
26.02.2025 01:22 โ
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Knowing you--and how you stood up for me--I'm unsurprised.
26.02.2025 05:48 โ
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The GOP passed a budget resolution tonight that will gut Medicaid, SNAP, and other vital programs โ as 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck.
Why? To finance more tax cuts for the top 1%.
We have socialism in this country for the rich, harsh capitalism for everyone else.
26.02.2025 03:41 โ
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I didn't think it was possible for February to be worse than January.
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SkySpace: A Place For Friends (Who Wish It Was 2005)
Check out your profile on SkySpace, a nostalgic way to explore Bluesky. Who will you put in your Top 8?
I had a very dumb idea so I created a new social media site and registered 29 million accounts, including yours.
skyspace.me
24.01.2025 16:00 โ
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Holding boundaries is hard but necessary.
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Today I truly contain multitudes. I contain sadness and joy, disappointment and desire, pain and pleasure, confusion and clarity, helplessness and power.
28.12.2024 18:03 โ
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Do "underpants" suggest the existence of "overpants"?
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#DnD but the player character creation is just rolling on the original edition Harlots table.
29.11.2024 04:29 โ
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Mon cลur est brisรฉ pour toujours.
On ne nous a pas donnรฉ le temps de pleurer.
07.10.2024 19:28 โ
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L'shana tova y'all!
03.10.2024 18:08 โ
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๐ถ "Je n'sais pas ce qui se passe
Mais je sais pourquoi on m'appelle "mademoiselle pas d'chance" ๐ถ
30.09.2024 05:08 โ
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If you're having a rough day, remember that in 1991 Tim Berners-Lee's paper for the World Wide Web was rejected and he was relegated to the poster session.
17.09.2024 13:33 โ
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Fishtopher, a brown tabby cat, laying in a "loaf" position on a chair. His legs are tucked under his body. He is yawning, his mouth is open wide and his eyes are squinting. His tongue sticks out between his bottom canine teeth, and only the tips of his upper canine teeth poke out behind his mouth.
if he didnt want me to take pictures of him mid-yawn maybe he shouldnt yawn so big
10.10.2023 22:35 โ
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Sarah McLachlan's "Possession" is just begging for a punk rock cover.
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